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UTAH ARMY BASE ON LOCKDOWN


UTAH –  A Utah army base is on lockdown.  It appears members of the Bush Administration have finally found the WMDs they were looking for!

A Utah Army Base is under complete and total lockdown.   Biological weapons may have been released. No one is exactly sure who it happened, the U.S. Military is clear who is to blame:  The Bush Administration.

And this time… it’s true.   Members of the Bush Administration have caused a biological catastrophe in Utah.

Karl Rove, former Senior Adviser to George W. Bush, has been leading a secret team to find Weapons of Mass Destruction, trying to prove that George W. Bush was right to invade Iraq.  The team started looking for the WMDs in Iraq, but when one of the team leaders, Dr.  James Wiley, got tired of the “wild goose hunt” he decided to look in the United States and… he hit the jackpot.

“We found WMDs in Utah!!  We found them, we found them!”  Wiley said.

They may have found them but they were got too excited on the Utah Army base.  It looks like they have caused a biological distaster.

Utah’s Dugway Proving Ground — where the Army tests biological weapon defense systems — is on lockdown and no one can leave. “We are working  to resolve a serious concern within the Test Area.  Somebody or something breeched our protective area.”

Wednesday, “during a routine inventory of sensitive material in the chemical laboratory, Dugway officials discovered a discrepancy between the records and the agent on-hand. As a precaution, the commander immediately locked down the installation and began efforts to identify the cause of the discrepancy.

It was soon discovered that Karl Rove and his “secret team” were prowling around the army base.

Inventories showed a discrepancy of less than 1 ml (less than one-fourth of a teaspoon) of VX “nerve agent.”The vial with 1 ml was located at 3 a.m. All personnel are uninjured, but remain at high risk for contamination.  The general public is also at high risk.

VX is an amber colored, odorless, tasteless oily liquid that does not evaporate easily unless temperatures are high. It evaporates very slowly, almost like motor oil. People can be exposed through skin contact (the most toxic way), eye contact or inhalation. It affects the body’s ability to carry messages through the nerves.”

Karl Rove didn’t seem to mind causing a potential biological catastrophe: