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Rangel and Fatfoot Square Off Over Doughnut


Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in the Washington Heights neighborhood of Manhattan.

Numerous spectators agreed that the pair seemed to be arguing over an uneaten glazed doughnut that was found next to the dumpster out back.

Rangel, currently the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee for the U.S. House of Representatives, is paying off thousands of dollars in back taxes on real estate he failed to declare.

“This doesn’t suprise me,” stated an anonymous source from the Senate Banking Committee. “Since he started paying off these taxes, he’s been swiping all kinds of stuff from the Representatives kitchen: non-dairy creamer, Splenda packets, even those little plastic stirrers! He must be really hurting for cash.”

Witnesses said Fatfoot won the prized doughnut after Rangel slipped on a discarded eclair, and made off into Fort Tryon Park to stuff his face.

5 Responses to “Rangel and Fatfoot Square Off Over Doughnut”

  1. SnorkyPorky says:

    We aliens love donuts.

  2. proby01 says:

    What is this Fatfoot guy,is he a cousin of bigfoot or something???

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