GLENDALE, CA – Seven thieves broke into the Glendale Cryogenics Labratory and stole Walt Disney’s frozen head!
Police arrived at the California based cryogenics lab after receiving a phone call from the lab’s owner, Robert Sterling.
Security camera footage confirms that seven thieves broke down the front door of the building with the intent to steal. However, the camera was immediately disabled when one of the thieves shot it with a handgun.
Police found the security guard blindfolded and tied to his chair. No one else was on hand to witness the robbery, they said.
Representatives from Glendale Cryogenics say that the “Walt Disney Vault” is a popular tourist attraction for Disney fans who want to see their lifelong hero’s frozen head.
“Every day we get dozens of visitors wanting to see Disney’s head,” said Sterling, “and we never had any problems robberies. I don’t know how this happened. It is an unspeakable tragedy.”
Sterling said that when Walt Disney’s head was not on display, it was kept inside a steel-reinforced concrete vault in the back of the lab. The vault was sealed with a time lock that prevents the doors from opening until a certain number of hours have passed.
“These robbers were clearly professionals” said police safe-cracking expert Tony Nash. “They left no evidence of tampering or lock-picking, not even a fingerprint.”
Originally, police were unsure about the thieves’ motives in stealing Walt Disney’s head. But a ransom note found at the crime scene has cleared up some of the mystery.
ransom note
“We are holding Disney’s head as collateral,” said the note, “and we will not rest until the Disney Channel terminates the smut and filth that permeates its airwaves. We will do whatever it takes to restore the Disney name to the symbol of morality and goodness it once was, even if that means bringing our leader back to life.”
Walt Disney had his head cryogenically frozen after his death of lung cancer in 1965, hoping that future generations would be able to discover a cure for his illness and revive him from cryonic suspension.
While the cure for cancer has yet to be found, authorities say that the prospect of “reanimating” Walt Disney is scientifically feasible.
“It’s likely that the thieves are trying to bring Walt Disney back to life as we speak,” said Sterling. “I don’t know what they’re planning to do with him, but I know it can’t be good.”
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What depraved individual would steal the frozen severed head of our beloved Walt Disney? Even if he did murder hundreds of lemmings or was a closet anti Semite, the man gave us Space Mountain and flying elephants! Let the man and his frozen remains rest in peace!
i like heads
this is literally the stupidest news story i have heard in my entire life. people actually believe this shit?
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Wow they froze Walt's head in 1965; that must of been hard since he did not die until Dec 15, 1966. This is big time BS!
Walt Disney was a devil worshipper. http://rightwingrednecks.com
did the man have that smile on his face at time of death?
Its not death Walt Disney believed there will be a medicine to cure it to make him back to life he said in about 100 years and its been 50
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why just the head ? if he does get to come back he'll look like a fat ro-bot with a cheap unfrozen head that somebody bot off of e-bay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant belive that you guys rly belive this..
this is legit dude
i agree copletly with you this entire website is such a fake!look at the pic for crying out loud! ppl who belive this are just so stupid..
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Oh, gotta love this story! 7 thieves lol – grumpy must have been the one that shot out the cctv camera
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if its just his head why do they need a cure for lung cancer? retards
Although I'm not sure if believe this, never really believed the frozen head part but I can can at least say I like the reason for stealing it the channel has gone to shit especcially since toon disney is gone at least their movies are still somewhat ok
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Adam u have a good point if they save the rest of his body that would make sense but they didn’t and that would be awko taco if they put his head on another body that wasn’t his what if his “new body” was a Jewish person body and he didn’t know that be hilarious