LONDON — Royal damage control is in full effect! The Royals have learned that Kate Middleton was actually born in 1975!
Today, January 9th, is the Berkshire-born bride-to-be’s birthday. But how old is she???
Even Prince William isn’t sure! According to unofficial records and Kate’s own statements, she was born in 1982 – making her 29 today. But new hospital documents have surfaced and indicate she was actually born in 1975 – making her 36 years old today. Prince Charles is demanding the truth and is waiting to release an official “Birthday Greeting.”
Insiders speculate that Camilla, Princess of Wales, feeling intimidated and overshadowed in light of the pending wedding, is behind the shocking leak.
Sweetheart couple William and Kate should be celebrating and planning their April 29th wedding at Westminster Abbey. Instead, they have been dutifully parading themselves around London hot spots, behaving as youthful and carefree as possible in an effort to convince the public and the rest of the royal family that Kate is who she says she is.
William will be 29 on June 21st. His birth date is very well-documented.
Kate the Younger?
Reporters have been camped out in front of Middleton’s childhood home in Berkshire since Saturday morning.
Kate the Elder?
Late Saturday night, Middleton’s father, who founded the party supplier Party Pieces with his wife, yelled from the second story window of their large tudor house. “Leave the girl alone! She’s innocent!”
Reporters pressed the tipsy father for details. “Innocent of what?” asked an OK! journalist.
The increasingly irate father replied, “She’s still young, not even forty! Plenty of time to give birth to an heir!”
It’s not clear at this point what an age cover-up would mean for Kate. Her future duchess-ness is clearly at stake.
She does look a little old for her age. In fact, that’s how I came across this site. I googled “Kate Middleton looks old”
i googled the ecat phrase..
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i thought she was 30+ in her age
maybe thats how european women gets easily old?_>
What’s the follow up to this story? Did the ‘firm’ squash it with their typical threats?
I believe this story on here is fake because some people just age faster than others. One of my cousin's is 34 & she looks in her early 20's and always getting hit on by high school boys or college men never by no one her age or older. She always have to tell them they're too young. Anyway, congratulations to the Royal Family!
I admit, Kate does not look young for her age. But look at William who has been balding since High School. Even as though I am guy, I do notice this double standard. She is a few months older…..who cares. Europeans look their age, unlike youth obsessed Americans where BABYBOOMER CREATED a youth obsessed culture that has turned into a MULTI-BILLION dollar industry……eat all the cheesburgers you want…..you can just get the "fat" sucked via lyposuction. Why should a 50 year old "Desparate Housewife" look 29….that is crazy. Brunnettes age better. Give Kate Middleton a chance. Look at Sophie Loren. She had a strange nose, funny big lips, short / boyish hair…..but put it togeather…Sophie Loren was a beauty……and still sexy in her 70's.. I am tired of all thees bleach blondes with blues.. Has anyone not noticed that all woman in Los Angeles look the same!! Even regardless of age……were breeding more Michael Jackson. Europeans find beuaty in flaws and inpersfection. There is NO one definition of beauty……I am North American myself….but I am giving Kate Middleton a chance…..if she is good enough for the Prince, she is good enough for me. I think Lady Di would have like her too
No way can a woman of her supposed age look this old! I have seen chain smoking rednecks that looked younger than this at her age. Unless she has some type of disease that has caused her collagen to break down like this, she most likely is in fact 36.