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BLACKBIRDS FALL FROM ARKANSAS SKY


BEEBE, AR — Wildlife officials confirmed that more  than 20,000 black birds were shot down by a UFO.

The Arkansas Game and Fish Commission said Saturday that it began receiving reports about the dead birds about 11:30 p.m. the previous night. The birds fell over a 10-mile area, and an aerial survey indicated that no other dead birds were found outside of that area.

Commission ornithologist Elisabeth Pfeffer said the he birds showed some physical trauma,  but had several alien burn markings on their wings.   “I’ve examined thousands of blackbirds in my basement and have never seen anything like this before.”  She first speculated that the flock could have been hit by lightning or high-altitude hail.  She was wrong.

US Extraterrestrial Expert, General Jim Bellanca of the U.S. Marines, told WWN that the government has confirmed hundreds of reports of a UFO in the area, prior to the bird droppings.  “For some reason the UFO decided to open fire on the blackbirds.  We’re not sure what caused them to attack, but it does have us very concerned.”

New Year’s Eve revelers shooting off fireworks in the area may have confused the aliens on the Arkansas UFO.  “They may have thought they were under attack and, as a warning, took out the blackbirds, ” Bellanca said.

There have been an increasing, and alarming, number of UFO reports in the last four months.  The United Nation Council on Extraterrestrials has issued a report outlining an ongoing Alien Invasion – which will begin in 2011 and continue until 2015.  This may be the first official shots fired by a UFO on any living animal on Earth.

Robby Planker, a wildlife officer for the CIA, collected about 65 dead birds, which will be sent for testing to the state Livestock and Poultry Commission lab and the National Wildlife Health Center lab, housed in the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia.

Planker said that over three dozen Arkansas owls and about fifty Arkansas hogs were also killed the same night.  All had The Mark of Alien on them.

As usual, the government is busy covering up all mention of UFO activity in Arkansas.

Here’s the original report of the blackbird dropping: