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MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT!


WASHINGTON -  The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

“Michelle Obama is pregnant,”  White House sources said. White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, told WWN he would not confirm or deny the rumor.   But WWN has confirmed that Michelle Obama is about two months into her pregnancy and the President and First Lady expect to have the baby sometime in late May, 2012.

There was a great deal of mystery about the whereabouts of the President and First Lady this summer.   There were many rumors about where they might be (Martha’s Vineyard, Chicago, Kenya)-  but now we know.  The happy couple was spending quality time together in the White House, making a new baby.

The last time a baby was born in the White House was Patrick Bouvier Kennedy.  He was born on August 7, 1963 and only lived two days. Patrick was the youngest child of President John F. Kennedy and First Lady Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy and brother to Caroline Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr.

The President and First Lady are “ecstatic” about the news of a new baby.    Michelle Obama, 48,  and Barack Obama, 50,  waited almost seven years before having children.  Their first daughter, Malia Ann Obama was born on July 4, 1999 and Natasha (often called “Sasha”)was born two years later on June 10, 2001.

It is too early to determine if the baby is a boy or a girl, but William Daley, the President’s Chief of Staff, reportedly said that the President is hoping they have a boy.  “I’d love to see Barack Jr. in the White House some day,” he reportedly said.

President Obama is hoping the baby will spend it’s first four years of life in the White House.  He has also created a Baby Czar to handle the preparations for the Baby Shower and Baby Party.

712 Responses to “MICHELLE OBAMA PREGNANT!”

  1. Vahid Christiansen says:

    Michelle may have been at Arrowhead Regional Medical Center in late May. She appeared pregnant and battered.

  2. Guest says:

    Obviously someone made a mistake.. Clearly she wasn't pregnant

  3. henryknox says:

    Reminds me of a movie theme, something like 'The Omen'.

  4. Awesome things here. I am very glad to see your article. Thanks so much and I am having a look forward to contact you. Will you please drop me a mail?

  5. Henry says:

    Certainly hearing the news on Moochells pregnacy has changed my stance on abortion.

  6. Grace says:

    I hope it's just a rumor. I hope the child was not aborted.

  7. Zechery says:

    BARACK OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST!!! HE IS ALSO A MUSLIM AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR IT

  8. Jhogan says:

    Such a shame that this baby was conceived through pretentious falshoods; what better way to win the election than through the virtue and innocence of a pregnant wife and a newborn in the White House? And what better way to avoid the truth that Obama is gay than through fathering a child with his wife (who was probably appointed to him to marry long before he ran for President!). He and his family are such fakes, fakes, fakes and have been from the beginning! What woman in her right mind would want a baby at age 49?! Just watch and wait…something will happen; Michelle (if she is really pregnant in the first place) will end up miscarrying. Wake up people! Such a scam to win the presidency!!!

    • Maxine says:

      YOU ARE SICK! I KNOW YOUR ARE NOT A CHILD OF GOD. SO MUCH HATE. STOP HATING A BEGIN TO LOVE. GOD IS LOVE.

    • Jero says:

      I sure u repent before meeting your maker. U have so much hate n ur heart, it's scary. It's one thing to disagree and another to hate with such intensity. What's has got into u people? If u all hate this man and his family this much y haven't u passported yourselves to another country such as Russia, Germany, Mexico r somewhere. Like it r not he will b YOUR PRESIDENT 4 the next 4 years. The more hate & resentment displayed is the more God will elevate him and his family. Open your eyes & nose to not only c the coffee but smell it as well.

    • Jero says:

      I sure u repent before meeting your maker. U have so much hate n ur heart. It's one thing to disagree and dislike, but your HATE is so prevalent, it's pathetic. BTW, I'm Caucasian, don't agree with the pres in a lot of issues, but neither have I with the other presidents either. But never have I seen so much hate exposed because of this president's skin color. Come on guys, put a little LOVE IN YOUR HEART!

  9. Lilb says:

    The awkward moment when people don't read the date on the article. Ya bunch of derps. Also…OBAMA FOR LIFE! Damn fine President imo. If you vote for Romney, I would like to congratulate you on being able to live a normal life with such a lack of intelligence.

  10. Guest says:

    Dear diary,
    Today is November Second 2012.
    Its been fifteen months since Mitchell was announced to be pregnant. I just have one question for you: Where the hell is this baby? He is overdue … Or is it a she? Or should i be a little more patient? :)

  11. she s so cute… hi quality first lady…

  12. Just a rumor…I hope!

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  14. Marissa Klock says:

    All I want to know is if its a boy or girl! I am happy for them.

  15. Marissa Klock says:

    All I want to know is if its a boy or girl! Although I am happy for them.

  16. get real says:

    obama and destinys child lol. dont be stupid.

  17. cowtipper says:

    its 2013 did the baby come or am i just that outdated

    • marissa says:

      your just outdate stupid

    • Exp.Horse.Vet says:

      ???, third pregnancy?? Michelle never had the first two. This statement can only be countered or retracted with proof of:'1-Photos of her Prego state with Malia and Sasha–nonexistent on all net searches and accumulated photo ops during Baracks career, no loving expectant couple, no heydey amongst stylists and gossips, everything has been scrubbed of her pictures within 2 months of term dates in Baracks career and what decent proud husband would lack these photo ops, let alone an ambitious politician?…how odd for a upcoming civil candidate and Community adherent.
      2- Any related/witnessed stories or braggadosia of her modds, cravings and most important, the big rush to hospital, labor toils and baby shower pre-term. Every parent has these stories and extolls them, and there should be two books.
      3- Explanations how any human parent does not have tons of evidence, public and private showing the expecting state in all its glowing beauty…twice!!! and there should be tons of stories from coworkers, friends and supporters, let alone maternity leave from Michelle's jobs.
      This is said, as a proud parent and loving husband that would never leave such importance out of a relationship or life story. If, for some sad reason, genetics, medical problems(even an excessively light/white baby chance, due to both's mixed heritage) that the loving little girls were adopted, then thank God for them, but shame on the parents. Feigning a happy pre-Noah Unicorn-rainbow story insults the compassionate fullfilment of adoption and all the loving children it saves, and gives smug repulsion to such a false story for purposes of political image, only rivaling the question of a sham political marriage(check their dating histories before being "introduced" ala cotillion style event by the very supporters that brought Barack to Chicago from NY for the express "Perfect Candidate" plot. It would indelibly harm the wonder of adoption if these two were selected, albeit loved, for the perfect statistical picture of loving couple with average two children.(rounded from 1,7) all for political ascension. At least one middle aged Al Bundy style HS basketball player is crying in a grass skirt in the lonely remote meadow in Hawaii. Perhaps ESPN is, too.

      Produce the prego photos, witnessed craving stories, dash to delivery and labor dues times two, and this will all be retracted. Otherwise, Hello Norman Rockwell fans before an Andy Warhole picture.

  18. sissy says:

    You are stupid and insane. Hater!

  19. FOFA says:

    ARE U NUTTTSSSS MAN…

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