Comments on: McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/ The World's Only Reliable News! Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:38:47 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: McCain requests postponing Friday debate - Page 9 - SLUniverse Forums http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-594 McCain requests postponing Friday debate - Page 9 - SLUniverse Forums Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:32:33 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-594 [...] John McCain will participate in tonight's presidential debate. Wow. He really healed up fast. McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs | Weekly World News [...] [...] John McCain will participate in tonight’s presidential debate. Wow. He really healed up fast. McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs | Weekly World News [...]

]]> By: The Unofficial Political Humor thread - SLUniverse Forums http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-593 The Unofficial Political Humor thread - SLUniverse Forums Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:53:06 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-593 [...] McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs [...] McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs

]]> By: Mark Hillcrest http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-592 Mark Hillcrest Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:28:06 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-592 Frederick's of Hollywood is reportedly doing a custom 8-inch stiletto heel fitting for John McCain. McCain aides are stating that there is not enough time for surgeons to perform a last-minute leg-stretch procedure on the senator before his debate with Barack Obama. McCain had briefly considered standing on a couple of Yellow Pages phone books, as George W. Bush did for the 2000 debates, but Macho McCain won't stand on anything considered "yellow" in his militaristic quest for the White House. Although Senator McCain is not thrilled with wearing Hollywood hooker heels on national television, he agreed to do so if the pumps were in a conservative, neutral shade. Frederick’s of Hollywood is reportedly doing a custom 8-inch stiletto heel fitting for John McCain. McCain aides are stating that there is not enough time for surgeons to perform a last-minute leg-stretch procedure on the senator before his debate with Barack Obama.

McCain had briefly considered standing on a couple of Yellow Pages phone books, as George W. Bush did for the 2000 debates, but Macho McCain won’t stand on anything considered “yellow” in his militaristic quest for the White House.

Although Senator McCain is not thrilled with wearing Hollywood hooker heels on national television, he agreed to do so if the pumps were in a conservative, neutral shade.

]]> By: stevezilla http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-589 stevezilla Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:20:24 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-589 Basketball?? See, I TOLD you they'd bring RACE into this. They should play shuffleboard. That's a REAL MAN'S sport. Basketball?? See, I TOLD you they’d bring RACE into this. They should play shuffleboard. That’s a REAL MAN’S sport.

]]> By: Deano http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-588 Deano Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:17:48 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-588 *Keating* *Keating*

]]> By: 24AheadDotCom http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-587 24AheadDotCom Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:05:10 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-587 This story's got legs! So much so that I'm expecting the WaPo to make it page one any moment now. This story’s got legs! So much so that I’m expecting the WaPo to make it page one any moment now.

]]> By: Deano http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-586 Deano Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:54:07 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-586 LOLLLL, Mr. Deregulator needs a sound briefing before the hammering of his legacy(Ketting Buddies) by a group of true leaders. As for the lady who can see Russia from her kitchen table;your time is up. LOLLLL, Mr. Deregulator needs a sound briefing before the hammering of his legacy(Ketting Buddies) by a group of true leaders. As for the lady who can see Russia from her kitchen table;your time is up.

]]> By: Barack H. Obama http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-585 Barack H. Obama Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:42:38 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-585 That's it! That's the last straw! I'm pig-bitin' mad now! That’s it! That’s the last straw! I’m pig-bitin’ mad now!

]]> By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Breaking: McCain suspends campaign to deal with economy, calls for debate to be postponed; Update: No dice on the debate, says Obama camp http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/2649/mccain-delays-debate-to-lengthen-legs/#comment-584 Hot Air » Blog Archive » Breaking: McCain suspends campaign to deal with economy, calls for debate to be postponed; Update: No dice on the debate, says Obama camp Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:49:05 +0000 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2649#comment-584 [...] The Weekly World News blows the lid off the secret reason for McCain’s [...] [...] The Weekly World News blows the lid off the secret reason for McCain’s [...]

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