LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!
Prince William had an affair with Snooki last summer – while she was in London to meet with Prime Minister David Cameron. William has been a big fan of Jersey Shore and he just could not fight off the Jersey Girl’s advances.
The Royal Wedding between Kate Middleton and Prince William is still being planned, but some royal insiders are saying that Kate is reconsidering.
Snooki was seen with Kate and William last summer:
This comes on heels of the revelation that Prince Harry had an affair with ‘The Real Housewives of DC’ cast member Catherine Ommanney, who was living in her native England for a short time.
Prince Harry and Prince William are both obsessed with American reality television and with reality television stars.
Although, Prince William told Snooki to keep their brief affair, Snooki did not honor his request. “You gotta be kidding me. I’m gonna get busy with a Prince and not talk about it. Forget about it,” Snooki said.
Prince William and Kate Middleton made their first public appearance since announcing their engagement, showing up at a benefit in Fakenham, England last night. It was a pre-scheduled event and neither wanted to cause a stir by canceling it, but right after the benefit, they left in separate cars.
Royal publicist, Susan Begley, told reporters that Kate Middleton was in hiding and would not be meeting with any reporters until after the New Year. “She’s devastated. And she thinks she might have caught a Jersey infection of some kind.”
There are rumors that Pauly D. and The Situation are flying to England to try to meet with Kate Middleton. “I think she needs a little comforting, Jersey style,” said The Situation.
And Snooki? She’s still holding onto the dream of being Queen of England some day. “That would totally rock!” she said.