MADRID – Spain announced today that they have bought the sun, and will be charging for usage.
After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner — Spain. The President of the Government of Spain, Juan Luis Zapatero, registered the star with the United Nations. Our sun now belongs to Spain.
Zapatero told the popular daily Spanish newspaper, El Mundo, that he decided to claim the sun after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.
There was an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but Zapatero feels that he has to do something to help his country out financially, so he has “purchased” the sun – for nothing..
The Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban Ki-Moon, issued a new international document declaring Spain to be the official “owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers.”
Zapatero was thrilled that Ban Ki-Moon approved the purchase. “The Secretary General made the right decision. If Spain can become economically sound, it will help all of Europe and the rest of the world. This will really help the well-being of our citizens and make us a major player on the world stage now.”
Spain has not set a fee structure for usage of the sun. Zapatero said that he would not charge for “daily use” – meaning just for the sun rising every day, but “Spain will be charging a fee for all crops, all recreational activities and for a large fee for all tans.”
Florida, The Sunshine State, will have to pay a hefty fee to use the sun – as will California, Arizona and New Mexico.