YUCATAN – Mayan scholars have updated their doomsday prophecy. The world will end in 2015, not 2012.Oops…. They made a mistake. There’s good news for those who were fearing the 2012 Mayan apocalypse. They counted wrong. The world is not going to end in December 2012. Instead, it’s going to end on September 3, 2015. Update your daily planners!
A new critique, published as a chapter in the new textbook “Calendars and Years: Astronomy and Time in the Ancient and Medieval World” argues that the accepted conversions of dates from Mayan to the modern calendar are off. This coupled with a new book, “We Are All Going To Die In 2015″ by Fritz Barnkopf are rewriting the Mayan doomsday playbook that has been popularized in our culture over the last ten years.
The problem was discovered when researchers realized the Mayan calendar was converted to today’s Gregorian calendar using an erroneous calculation called the GMT constant, named for the last initials of three early Mayanist researchers.
But the GMT constant is completely bogus. “The Mayan researchers of the past twenty years put too much stock in the GMT,” said Mayan expert Robert Wannamaker. “They probably were chewing on too many cocoa leaves. The fact is that the GMT constant is 2 years and 271 days off. We’ve proven that conclusively hear at The Scripps Institute.”
The apocalypse is now delayed. This is a stunning blow to all the merchandisers that were seeking to capitalize on the “end-of-world” prophecy BEFORE the world ends. “Man, I was selling all sorts of 2012 doomsday paraphernalia. Now, I gotta go back and make it all again for 2015. It’s a real drag,” said 2012 fanatic, Judd Barkley.
Hollywood is jumping right on the 2015 bandwagon. Producers are lining up to make the 2012 sequel, 2015. “It’s great for us,” said Producer Tracey Barnham. “I hope that they extended it again in a few years, so we can keep this franchise going.”
Not likely. Mayan researchers are unanimous on the end-of-world data. The world will disappear in 2015. You might want to plan accordingly.
Bad news: we’re all going to die. Good news: We got three more years! Woo-hoo!!!
the world won't end
No one can actually predict when he or she is going to die………..let me remind we are not creators of earth, the one who created(Jesus) only know about this fact……….
I planned suicide or someone telling you, you will die, or getting trimmed with a chainsaw tells me minutes and sometimes seconds that your statement is false.
You can predict when you'll die.
Half-true… our creation of cyborgs and our advancement in atomic replication helped us to create man in our own image. God exists in everything and we are in his image.
DNA is molecular, DNA is composed of atoms forming monomer chains called amino-acids.
A deoxyribonucleotide is the monomer, or single unit, of DNA, or deoxyribonucleic acid. Each deoxyribonucleotide comprises three parts: a nitrogenous base, a deoxyribose sugar, and one phosphate group.[1] The nitrogenous base is always bonded to the 1' carbon of the deoxyribose, which is distinguished from ribose by the presence of a proton on the 2' carbon rather than an -OH group. The phosphate groups bind to the 5' carbon of the sugar.
When deoxyribonucleotides polymerize to form DNA, the phosphate group from one nucleotide will bond to the 3' carbon on another nucleotide, forming a phosphodiester bond via dehydration synthesis. New nucleotides are always added to the 3' carbon of the last nucleotide, so synthesis always proceeds from 5' to 3'.
Most of you are either left or right, then the tricky ones that go in the middle, or those that have a phobia of the truth and/or cannot comprehend that the universe is made on mirroring its self. I only have to state one thing. Mirror into a mirror, it will gaze upon itself in self-indulgent vanity anthropomorphically, speaking of course, bury their head where they think they'll be safe. I've ascended. Blunder off into a downward spiral of intelligence deficiency; devolution will eventually occur considering most deficient humans tend to mate more frequently like their neighboring lesser species of rabbits. Intelligent humans tend to mate less frequently; because they exercise a more concrete meaning to life other than fucking ass. Alas, dumber human family tree are more prevalent than smart human family trees; which explains why shit has gone FUBAR in America, over 80% of them have 80 or less intelligence scores. If you can't perceive that, I really could not care less about you or your lineage.
Our personality gets passed on to DNA for future insemination so we can transfer our wisdom at specific key points in our life to a sperm, our sperm holds this wisdom and upon fertilization from a hopefully wise woman; one can have extreme heights of intuition and if both intelligent… perception. The two combined makes one feel either aggravation to start with lesser humans or pity… We are who we are without pertaining to an environment factor, I speak for myself, with environmental factor attached to that particularization is saved memory in neuron inhibitors into a harddrive, and upon request of your will, we will honor it and deposit your consciousness into a vessel, pre-determined by you. The client.
You sir, are a god amongst men. Well said.
Jesus didn't create the earth you dumb fuck – God did, Jesus is the son of god (apparently)
you are an idiot. It's the Weekly World News they cannot lie!
I don't believe this either. People, please do not think about this and worry!!! Enjoy this day….
the world isnt gonna end its just someone trying to be funny or wants people to try to survive. there are probally people watching the mayhem. so it wont end in our lifetime.
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This is not ture people the end will never happen
Yes it will. Everything dies. Just maybe not like this…
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This crap
I don't get it. How did they get the date wrong in 2012? All this logic is stupid!!! To think anybodies actually gunna fall for this sh*t!
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The scripps institute doesn't research this kind of stuff and Robert Wannamaker doesn't work there either. When a "supposed" expert makes a comment such as this,"chewing on too many cocoa leaves" about other professionals in his field of study, makes me think he's not very professional and not part of the consensus. Beware of lone professionals, they tend to start a cult following…
Only God Knows, what i know according to the word of God is the second coming of Jesus Christ the son of God and no body knows the day and the hour even Jesus doesn’t know. come September 2015 nothing will happen.
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this not rue,please read the bible!
apocalypse is now delayed, what is this cost of delayed! pls! read the bible!
I hate how people are looking toward Jesus i mean literally he is gone the bible is probably some fake mumbo jumbo
if u wonna know the real way we die read the bible they are just trying to get people to buy there cheap stuff
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