LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.
WWN has reporters embedded inside the offices of the Central Intelligence Agency in Langley, Virginia and can confirm that the CIA has made a large purchase of Google Driverless Cars – equipped with spy satellites and phone-tapping equipment – to be used in the United States.
WWN spoke off the record with high-ranking CIA officials who said that the Google Cars – which they consider the greatest invention of the last hundred years – will bring spying to a new level. “Of course, we will use them in Europe, Africa, the Middle East and Asia, but we need to them immediately in the United States so that we can gather data about American citizens who are working against the will of President Obama and the Congress of the United States.”
Google recently unveiled its driverless cars after logging over 140,000 miles of testing. The technology is no longer cost prohibitive… and it will have a huge impact on the technology of traveling.
Google first developed the car for personal use because the human element is without a doubt the least predictable and most common cause of accidents. Excessive speed, distracted driving, and just plain old lack of common sense lead to more accidents than vehicular failure. Remove the human element, and replace it with a computer that can process road conditions, speed, other cars, and a million other bits of information… and you have something groundbreaking.
The Google cars use computer A.I., cameras, lasers, and GPS devices to figure out where to go, how fast to go, and where other cars are. So far Google says there has been just one accident from its fleet of cars… when somebody else rear-ended a Google driverless car.
The C.I.A. says the Google Cars will drive down American streets – unmanned – and gather data on the nefarious activity of all citizens. This data will be cross-referenced with the search data that Google is also collecting – if need be.
Google, however, does NOT have a deal to share information from its users with the CIA. “They have to put the pieces of the puzzle together on their own. We have tools that they can use, but we honor the privacy of all our users,” said Google’s CIO, William Bracken.
The CIA would not officially confirm or deny whether they purchased the cars, nor would they confirm or deny if they exist or not. The CIA would not confirm or deny whether there is a sun in the sky or if there are 24 hours in the day. The CIA would confirm that Frank Lake’s VISA card # is 45456667679090127.
Soon there will hundreds of unmanned Google Cars patrolling the streets of America. Keeping us safe!!
Isn't this how iRobot started .. and then the cars went crazy and decided we were not safe enough on our own and it needed to take over? Will Smith you got any views?
It's part of a "Black-Ops" program that coincides with the "free" flu shots. The serum contains nano-bots. When enough people have beed innoculated the bots will be activated throught the cell tower systems and the unknowing public will be controlled by the CIA. They will be used as weapons against whatever disagrees with the Socialist regime of the current President.
i honestly have a hard time beliving that we are going to become robots and if anyone is stupid enough too belive that than you need SERIOUS help!!!!
-A 13 year old
It's a CIA "Black Op" and is connected with the movement to get everyone a flu shot. The flu shot serum contains microbots and when enough unsuspecting citizens have been inoculated they will use the omnipresent cell towers to activate the bots to take us all over and we'll become slaves to do their bidding.
Clearly they are going to use these for their "Covert Ops"
Frank Lake has amazing access to key sources. That's why I read WWN.
SIR WATCHED EVERY MINER THAT WAS BROUGHT UP FROM THE MINE,IT ALL WAS JUST BRILLIANT,WALTER HAYES.