WASHINGTON – Michaele and Tareq Salahi are at it again. They snuck into the White House and slept in the Lincoln Bedroom!
World-famous party crashers, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, did it again. On Sunday night they snuck into the White House, hide in an East Room closet, managed to get on elevator to the second floor and climbed into bed.
“It was easy, ” said Tareq who greeted a startled Michele Obama and her daughters at the breakfast table. “Michaele and I really know the White House now and can pretty much get in whenever we want.”
Michaele, who also stars in the The Real Housewives of DC, said that she did it to “raise awareness for people with multiple sclerosis.” If we can break into the White House, get into the Lincoln Bedroom, have sex all night and then eat muffins with the Obama girls in the morning and it helps people with multiple sclerosis, then I think we did something very good.”
The Secret Service has Salahi egg on its face once again. “We have no idea how they got in. They are on all the “do not admit” lists we have at every checkpoint,” said Secret Service Agent David Collins. “They must have someone working with them on the inside. There’s no way they can get in without help.”
Collins has his guess as to who the insider is that let them in. “I’m not at liberty to divulge the names, but I can tell you that there is a person-of-interest and her name rhymes with Celery Hinton.”
Why would the Secretary of State let the Salahis into the White House?
Are the Salahis spies?
Why doesn’t anybody lock the doors in that place?
“This is an outrage. They could have harmed the President and First Lady!” said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. “The FBI picked them up for questioning and this time… they are going to do some hard time. They didn’t even make the bed!”
Well, the FBI fares no better when it comes to the Salahis. They were being held at FBI headquarters in DC on Monday, but by Monday Night they were found up at Camp David, sleeping in the President’s bed.
“Look, I don’t know if they are crazy or not and I don’t care at all about politics, but they are amazing. Very talented,” said master illusionist Criss Angel. “I wish I could hire them for my act.”
The Salahis were captured by the FBI again and have been sent to Guantanamo Bay in Cuba where authorities are sure they can do no harm.
But Fidel Castro better lock his door at night… or he may roll over and find a couple of Salahis in his bed.