GOTHAM CITY – Bruce Wayne has deep pockets and Batboy knows it. In an attempt to extort money from the wealthy playboy, folk hero Batboy filed a paternity suit in early May of this year. The suit is actually against DC Comics, a subsidiary of Warner Brothers Entertainment.
Batboy’s attorney Chris Irwin (pictured) complained that the comic book juggernaut was obstructing justice by not producing Bruce Wayne for a DNA test. “They know Wayne is Batboy’s father. Look at the resemblance,” said an excited Irwin.
When asked to comment, the defense attorney simply furrowed his brow, shook his head and walked away.