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Bat Boy Sues Batman in Paternity Suit


GOTHAM CITY – Bruce Wayne has deep pockets and Batboy knows it.  In an attempt to extort money from the wealthy playboy, folk hero Batboy filed a paternity suit in early May of this year.  The suit is actually against DC Comics, a subsidiary of Warner Brothers Entertainment.

Batboy’s attorney Chris Irwin (pictured) complained that the comic book juggernaut was obstructing justice by not producing Bruce Wayne for a DNA test.  “They know Wayne is Batboy’s father.  Look at the resemblance,” said an excited Irwin.

When asked to comment, the defense attorney simply furrowed his brow, shook his head and walked away.

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  4. pharmmajor says:

    Let’s hope Wayne hires Harvey Dent as his attorney.

  5. Airile Gravy says:

    Stupid Batman leaving Bat Boy all alone as a child.

  6. The_Vampire_Bat_Boy101 says:

    How could Batman abandon a poor,kinda defensless batchild?
    >.<

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