LOS ANGELES – Ashton Kutcher and Demi are divorcing. He’s with Betty White now.
Ashton Kutcher’s five-year marriage to Demi Moore came to an end over the weekend. Allegedly Ashton was spotted with his hands and lips all over another woman – Betty White.
Betty and Ashton were seen kissing at an Italian restaurant in the LA area.
An eyewitness at the Italian restaurant said, ” Ashton had this gorgeous, older woman pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her. I was shocked to see him sucking face with a woman who was clearly older than Demi. When Ashton pulled his face away, I could see it was Betty White. It made me happy to see her making out, but I’m not sure he’s good enough for her.”
Kutcher originally took to Twitter on Wednesday to slam rumors that he cheated on wife Demi Moore. “I think Star magazine calling me a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees,” he wrote. “STAR magazine – you don’t get to stand behind ‘freedom of the press’ when you are writing fiction.”
But after the eyewitness came forward, Ashton came clean on Twitter. “Yes, I am having an affair with Betty White. We are madly in love. I love Demi, but I just love Betty more. I know everyone in American can understand.”
Here is the woman, Sara Leal, Kutcher was rumored to have left Demi for:
But as Kutcher said. She doesn’t hold a candle to this woman:
Kutcher went on to say that he has filed for divorce for Demi. That may not be the smartest thing to do because Betty White isn’t interested in settling down any time soon. “I’m just playing the field right now. Ashton’s got a nice body, but there’s lot of nice bodies out there and I plan on checking out a whole bunch of them. I don’t want to be tied down to one man. I’m too young!”
Betty is part of a new “panther” movement sweeping the country: senior women dating young men. Go, Betty, Go!
Here’s one of the many, many reasons Kutcher (and America) loves Betty White: