LOS ANGELES – Ashton Kutcher and Demi are divorcing. He’s with Betty White now.
Ashton Kutcher’s five-year marriage to Demi Moore came to an end over the weekend. Allegedly Ashton was spotted with his hands and lips all over another woman – Betty White.
Betty and Ashton were seen kissing at an Italian restaurant in the LA area.
An eyewitness at the Italian restaurant said, ” Ashton had this gorgeous, older woman pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her. I was shocked to see him sucking face with a woman who was clearly older than Demi. When Ashton pulled his face away, I could see it was Betty White. It made me happy to see her making out, but I’m not sure he’s good enough for her.”
Kutcher originally took to Twitter on Wednesday to slam rumors that he cheated on wife Demi Moore. “I think Star magazine calling me a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees,” he wrote. “STAR magazine – you don’t get to stand behind ‘freedom of the press’ when you are writing fiction.”
But after the eyewitness came forward, Ashton came clean on Twitter. “Yes, I am having an affair with Betty White. We are madly in love. I love Demi, but I just love Betty more. I know everyone in American can understand.”
Here is the woman, Sara Leal, Kutcher was rumored to have left Demi for:
But as Kutcher said. She doesn’t hold a candle to this woman:
Kutcher went on to say that he has filed for divorce for Demi. That may not be the smartest thing to do because Betty White isn’t interested in settling down any time soon. “I’m just playing the field right now. Ashton’s got a nice body, but there’s lot of nice bodies out there and I plan on checking out a whole bunch of them. I don’t want to be tied down to one man. I’m too young!”
Betty is part of a new “panther” movement sweeping the country: senior women dating young men. Go, Betty, Go!
Here’s one of the many, many reasons Kutcher (and America) loves Betty White:
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You go girl!!! Demi may of done it first but Betty does it best!
that picture is COMPLETELY photoshopped! you can tell!
Sorry, Courtney… no photoshop on that one…
LOL!!!
NO publication ever made me laugh as hard as Weekly World News! I wish you guys could find a way to bring it back into print.
I have to agree with Courtney you can tell that photo is photoshopped lmao but it is funny 🙂
Not a photoshop, everyone knows ashton kutcher loves older women
HYSTERICAL…SO NOT TRUE, OBVIOUSLY, BUT HYSTERICALLY FUNNY…DOUCHELORD ASHTON ONLY CHEATS WITH GIRLS YOUNGER THAN HIS STEPDAUGHTERS
Glad someone finally broke the true story, Ashton is a sick man if he is with Betty.
i think it is cool
Betty White is HOT!!!! why would she want a geek like Ashton Kutcher when Wilford Brimley is available!
Maybe Betty thinks Ashton is as hung as his new character on "2 And a Half Men".
Ashton made a good choice, Demi is too old.
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