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HUMAN BAT DISCOVERED IN ITALY


VENICE, ITALY – Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams. “It sounded like an animal that is capable of taking flight but also like my friend Seth” explained Chris. “Also, it might sleep in a strange position like my friend Seth does sometimes.”

Much to his surprise, Chris wasn’t that far off – it turns out the screams came from a human bat – a strange creature that combines the characteristics of a bat and a human. “It still reminds me of Seth” snickered Chris. “He wouldn’t shut up while I was trying to eat.”

6 Responses to “HUMAN BAT DISCOVERED IN ITALY”

  1. Bat Boy says:

    YEA OVERLY FUNNY, Hell not, this makes no since leave our kind alone you bunch of mean people

  2. vishal says:

    i think i need one of them too. so sweet bat.

  3. andoo says:

    It was “Vatman” one of the Pope’s Cistine Chapel ceiling cleaners.

  4. oscar says:

    i saw a human bat in canada too so that is real guys!!!!!!! theres human bats all over the place in Ontario..

  5. Thanks for all the helpful resources.

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