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NEW YORK, NY – Snooki is turning a negative into a positive!

Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki has become one of the most popular characters on the Jersey Shore – much to our dismay. Snooki is loud, one beer short of a six-pack and is the closest thing to an oompa loompa walking this earth – if there were ever a remake of Willy Wonka, she’d be the first one cast. Despite her popularity, she still has to follow the law like everyone else and one too many adult beverages got her into some trouble with the police.

“I’m too pretty to be in jail,” said Snooki. Not only is that an early favorite for quote of the year, but it also may be the resurrection of a music career.

That music career we speak of belongs to the group Right Said Fred. Weekly World News has learned that the brothers from England has devised a brilliant idea for a new song and have reached out to the Snooki camp.

They have plans of doing a collaboration with the Princess of Poughkeepsie called “I’m too sexy … for this jail.”

“Right Said Fred has been an active presence in the music industry for the past two decades, but they have failed to garner the attention the desire here in the States,” a source told WWN. “They have failed to duplicate the attention that ‘I’m Too Sexy’ got them. They have reached out to Snooki and want to work on a collaboration that will hopefully catapult both parties’ stars to new heights.”

Although no official word has been released by Snooki or her management team, sources tell WWN that the collaboration will happen. The only thing holding the guidette back is the dollars – a girl has to get paid, tanning isn’t cheap nowadays.