ALBUQUERQUE, NM – The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.
The mainstream media and the scientific dictatorship of the United States Federal Government is giving Americans brain-eating vaccines and putting brain-eating chemicals into the water supply. These chemicals, whether ingested by mouth or injected through the skin, virtually rewire minds into a state of subservient compliance so that their natural instinct to rebel against tyranny is neutered. They also make people want to eat more broccoli.
The government is calling these chemicals, Soma, named after the dream-inducing, hallucinogenic drug used in Aldous Huxley’s novel, Brave New World.
Dr. John Malley, professor of neuroscience at the University of California Berkeley, says “the chemicals are intended to impose a state of calm by altering brain chemistry. It also programs Americans little pea brains into wanting to pay the government in excess of 60% of their weekly, monthly or annual salaries.
This is all ominously similar to George Lucas’s 1971 film, TXH 1138, in which the population is controlled through the use of special drugs to suppress emotion.
Government scientists feel that it is bad for Americans to get angry (particularly those Americans that live in Red States) and they need to be “treated” by putting pharmaceutical drugs into the water supply and injecting Americans with vaccines will virtually lobotomize – all of us.
Some radio talk show hosts have claimed that brain-altering vaccines and chemicals matches proposals by some in the Obama Administration to add lithium to the water supply in order to treat mood disorders and anti-healthcare emotions. These radio talk show hosts will soon be off the air, because the FCC will be re-instituting the Fairness Doctrine. “These crackpots have to go,” Rahm Emanuel told The Daily Kos.
The Zombies first started appearing today in Maricopa County, Az. They are targeting Sheriff Joe Arpaio first, then they intend to go after the 70% of Arizonans that support SB-1070, the new Arizona immigration law. At the same time the Zombies are eating brains, the water supply will be flooded with brain-eating chemicals. “We’ll get your brain one way or another,” said Science Czar, John Holdren.
In other news, the sun was shining in Phoenix today. Clear skies, no humidity.
Here’s a talk show host telling you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth: