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KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES

LAS VEGAS –   Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas.  Her left butt cheek exploded.

Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence.  When implants fly above this altitude they have been known  to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian.  As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt.  She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).

The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag.  Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport.  Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim.  Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos.

There almost was total chaos at the hospital when the staff was unable to find a female plastic surgeon whose first name began with the letter “K” (as Kris demanded) but soon Dr. Karen Engeman showed up and replaced Kim’s left cheek implant.  “We’ve had a few cases like this before.  It’s not always safe to fly with her butt filled with silicone, but Kim’s a brave woman.”    Austin was the first one to slap Kim’s new left cheek.  “It felt good.”  He said.

Kim is resting at her Las Vegas home today and is expected to make a “full” recovery.  Austin, on the other hand, feels that this tragic accident was not due to Implant Altitude Syndrome (IAS), but instead was something more nefarious.  “Reggie Bush is behind this.”  Austin said.  “He wants to get back at Kim for dumping him, but it’s not gonna work.  She’s mine now. All of her.  Both cheeks.”  When WWN asked Austin how he thinks Bush planted the butt IED, Austin said, “Reggie’s always been a sneaking guy.  Remember the Bush Push?  Well, somehow he snuck into the hotel we were staying at in New Jersey, knocked us out with rufies or something and then injected some explosive serum into her left butt cheek.  They he paid off the pilots and had them fly too high. The man is sick jealous!”

When Bush was asked about Austin’s accusations he said, “What?  He better watch his mouth. I’ll blow his ass up next!”

Doctors advise all women with butt implants to speak with their plastic surgeon before boarding another plane.  “You don’t want to be in that mile-high club,”  Dr. John Malley said.

Even with this explosive new information, there are STILL some who refuse to believe Kim has (or had) butt implants.  In an effort to help our readers decide for themselves, we’ve included some pictures for you to examine.  Study them carefully and let us know what you think.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

Exhibit D:

Exhibit E :  Why not.


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306 thoughts on “KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES”

  1. This is the most ridicolous piece of malarkey I have heard in a very longtime? Who are they kidding. That is her real backside. Who on earth would get implant's but a dike???

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  2. Photoshop is hilarious! But I think some of her is plastic for sure. Who is she anyway? She's famous just becuz she is the daughter of the guy who defended OJ Simpson. Her mother is famous too. Becuz she was married to Bruce Jenner. Whoo hoo big deal

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  3. Booty Bomber… I see a book or a movie or both… a book about the movie. Hope the fundamentalists don't get wind of this…. or we'll have suicide bombers who can't sit on the bus!

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  4. Maintaining that wonderful butt is a great investment.
    Now all she needs to do is get a propane grill, a beach umbrella,
    and some stools and she will never be poor.
    She could cook up burgers and dogs, just hand them around
    to the place setting for four on her butt shelf.
    A well placed umbrella would provide comfortable shade for her guests.

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  5. Now that they have fixed it, the really good news is
    Kim is not a witch, she is just like you and me.
    She will do exatly as we would if we had the chance,
    exept she has a much nicer butt.

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  6. I don't think its anything wrong with enhancing one's body with plastic surgery,
    but it's wrong to be deceitful and this is exactly what Kim is doing. All you have
    2 do is checkout photos of Kim in 2003-2006 and her famous posterior is nowhere
    in site. Can you imagine Pam Anderson or Dolly Parton denying that they'd had
    silicone injections and trying to fool the public like Kim is doing. She should come
    clean and admit that her butt is fake. Also, when she's photographed sideways
    you can actually see where the implant is postured over her upper thigh, because
    the symetrical line is inconsistent. Give it up Kim and admit your a fake, like most
    people in Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Her butt didn’t explode, that’s ridiculous. What happened was that her surgery has failed and her pipe is wrecked. She is dumping inside her cheeks and no doctor including me will fix it because they are afraid that it will blow all the material all over them from the backpressure as soon as the first scalpal incision is made.

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  8. firstly i do not why there’s so much hype surrounding that butt…i mean if any of you have seen a sheep from behind you will clearly see it resembles kim’s butt…i mean i really cannot seem to comprehend the mostly positive attention that butt gets..if you were surrounded by naturally beautifully formed big and naturally firm(ya kim we know you use laser treatment to get rid of all that cellulite) butts as i constantly am you would realise there’s absolutely no reason to be dying for the butt.. fake or not fact is thats one hideous looking butt..it looks like gravity is taking over and i thought that only happens when you have had children kim..anyways you got nice tits…

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  9. Go to plastic sargeant and you will get your proof! there are pictures of Kim in high school and before and after photos of her before she messed with her boobs,butt, and face I thought she looked better natural.

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  12. she is very large but-tock and when she walk thing look like sumo wresting behind big curton. But some says she sexy although i not sure.

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  13. This story sounds insane. I love kim she is such a fashion inspiration. Kim is now off with a new man as always isn’t she such the modern day whore lol

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  14. thats all ridiculous. How do the idiots of your staff feel now that she had an x-ray specifically after kourtney read YOUR article to prove the rumors wrong/cuz her sisters dared her to do it… And Reggie bush knocking them out with roofies or something… & injecting explosive serum in her butt cheek and paying pilots to fly too high? At least if you're going to make up a story, find someone able to make a believeable article cuz this one is just WHACK.

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    • your an idiot, and you blantly believe the xray ?? how come her skeleton ain't showing on the xray ?? your an idiot, I fear for us humans when we have people like you living and breathing around our society with this huge amount of arrogance, use your common sense, her tits, face and ass are all bought, u can also look excatly like her male/female with the right money.

  15. This is the worse news I've heard in quite some time. On behalf of all the Real men, I wish Kimmy a speedy recovery. The world can't do without her rotund arse.

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  16. too funny. i personally can't stand the kardashians and could care less if her butt fell off. this story like most in this rag is a parody. get real people !!

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  17. u can so tell this is fake omg! he snuck in the hotel room and injected her but?? wow u people r sick even if u did watch the show or didnt u can tell this is fake! who demand a doctor to have their first name start with a k? cmon people r u really gunna believe this isshh?

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  18. LOL too funny….but even tho she did an xray of her butt. That still doesn't prove anything because these days females are doing butt injections.

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  19. this is soo fake!! a butt cannot explode (even if it is fake). and kim took xrays of her butt and she compared her's with kourtney's boob job xray, and kims butt was real lol. also, wtf is Kardashian Khaos? thts just bull****!!!

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    • kim but is fake real talk it still can be left alone but its hers she paid for it don't believe it exploded but its fake

  20. LMFAO, I gotta say though this story is hilarious. Any more?

    "There almost was total chaos at the hospital when the staff was unable to find a female plastic surgeon whose first name began with the letter “K” (as Kris demanded)"

    TOO funny lmfao.
    Btw, I dont think her ass is fake, its her tits & cheekbones.

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  21. This sh&& is so stupid. Everybody has different a** sizes. She has a big a** get over it, she is armenian for sh**sake. This is exactly why I dont read magazines or anything because people f*&*ing make sh** up.

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  22. Angie, you're a f***in idiot! Don't come on here and read a story entitled "Kim Kardashians butt explodes" if you're looking for a deep, interesting piece on world politics. Also, people DO get butt implants, do you completely miss the point of these articles?

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  23. OMG! This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!!! Kim, Kourtney & Khloe were reading this article was on an episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and Kim got a butt x-ray to prove that there was no silicone in it. Dumb f*&*s! Get a life & stop posting untrue & ridiculous stories!!!

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    • fat injection don’t show on xrays an reality show is so scipted it stupid the girl grew a but after highschool get real she fake the whole family is plastic its ok to have plastic but why lie ya’ll stupid who really stupid is the kris 26yr goofy dude kris says kim witch way do i go which way do i go

  24. Ok so I was watching the kardasion show. And defenently her butt is real because she had it x-rayed and if it was silicone it would of shown! Anyways why do u guys even bother caring? Leave the female alone.

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  25. Well her a** is total fake, she has prety flat ass in high school times….. I dnt know implants or miracle exercise. But just remember her high school ass.

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  26. kim a** is fake but if thats her hustle its her hustle but why lie get her younger pictures it should have been some curves there she has hydrogel fat transfer silcone but she not real but if the fools like believing in kim fool world go for it the trick is fake her step dadie mess his face up with that plastic surgery

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    • Ok, everyone who's complaining about this story being fake…it's supposed to be fake, it's supposed to be entertaining, geez people, I mean really. Stop killing your brain cells and try to type for five seconds without cussing, it just makes you look ignorant. The weekly world news was made of silly stories to entertain people…

    • lol yea it is i swear people are just jealous of what u got in your trunk lol i would love to have a booty like yours lol mine is like a little booty lol, but really people just do not get that every star does not have to have implants too look good

  27. if you really watched the show show what x-ray do you wear a metal belt or jewelry to none that i know of but you are right its her ass she paid for it

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  28. kim kardashian has brazilian but lift fat injecyions,i have some too and my but looks loke hers theres no way a real butt can look like that,and the ex ray she took is fake ,she took it wearing jewlery and a metal belt,shes a big time lier, but thats what all celebretys say ,,even though theres pictures of there before and after they still say they dont have surgerys ,,,oh please

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  29. Please just stop the hate!!! My sister is going thru a rough time!! She does NOT have butt implants. We have an xray to prove it!! Please grow up haters!!

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  30. as a medical professional an x-ray will NOT detect implants, only having a ct scan or mri will show the implants. the same goes for breast implants..

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  31. HI u kim your mama might have got an ANS or she not an American because such a butt has 2 be 4 anAfrican mostly down here in Uganda .

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  32. the reson why they wont say it's fake is because belive it or not…her ass makes profit. yep, her ass makes her buisness, and buisness makes money. if she told the world dat her ass if fake, then no one will be interested in her however if she doesnt- then people will buy pics of her ass, nude photos, and try to immitate her. this is what sells and makes money hence, she is so rich and famouse, she probably has her butt insured aswell.

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  33. Hi guys! Well…everybody thinks that is fake, & my butt explodes but let me tell you something…IT'S A LIE!!! I mean…who would put implants? Khloe joke to make me X-ray, and i did actually but, do you realize that is ridiculous?!?! BYE BYE!! I LOVE U SO MUCH!!!

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  34. When is she Making part 2 with Ray J

    Ray J made that butt Explode (True That)

    If you don't believe me Google it …….

    Thats All I got to Say hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

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  35. Hey all. Big butts are possible for small girls. Im 5′ 3″, 28 yrs old, hips 40″, 34ddd, 125 lbs, waist 28″, with no surgery and I’m white! So it can be done. So leave kim alone. As long as she feels good about herself, surgery or not, then who cares! Xoxo

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  36. my ass is big for my size im 5'4 125 too and im not fat but i think she got bigger implants on her boobs and it just makes her look off proportioned so everyone thinks her ass is fake, it would look more real if the rest of her was real like her cheeks she can barely smile! how sad…

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  37. ig butts are possible for small girls. Im 5' 3", 28 yrs old, hips 40", 34ddd, 125 lbs, waist 28", with no surgery and I'm white! So it can be done. So leave kim alone. As long as she feels good about herself, surgery or not, then who cares! Xoxo
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  38. Kim is too pretty but for God sake can’t she maintain her natural beauty( though we re bound to grow old someday)instead of all this surgerys nd make ups cos sugeries only last for certain periods of time..sorry kim.

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  39. I feel sorry 4 her…y can’t she b happy d way she is instead of being fake with all that beauty…its so sad

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  41. its gonna be funny when she gets old and gets more rolls than a bakery .be like gene simmons and get surgry and still look as homely

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  42. peeps kims but is real she han an xray 2 proov it this god dam website is fake small girls have big buts too all u gotta do is eat loads of pastry dishes . love u kim

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    • DID you know that she did a x ray to prove that her but is real and actually at the end is real soo stop it it is real people

  43. Every day we get comments from women who want to get a bigger butt like Kims. We don't like implants, but if you're going to get implants, use your own body fat – not silicone.

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  44. Can't imagine what a smell there is between those cheeks after she walks from the Luxor to the Bellagio…

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  45. Just cause people most people do not have a butt an big or in shape as her's they turn to criticisms. People like that are pathetic. If you have a problem with her butt no one really cares because it does not affect you in any way.

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  46. As a staunch feminist, I think she has the right to enhance her body in any manner as long as she does not harm anyone. And indeed, on the surface, she does not seem to harm people. But when we look at it closely, she is a significant style influence to thousands of young ladies. So if she makes it seem that all body enhancements are fine, she is influencing the ladies to modify their bodies at the expense of their safety!

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    • Doesn't seem to harm people? DOESN'T SEEM TO HARM PEOPLE??? Didn't you read the story? Her ass exploded! It EXPLODED!!! Have you ever noticed the size of that booty?? I mean,that's gotta be 10-15 kilotons,easy. I don't know about you,but if that thing went off,I wouldn't want to be in the same STATE!. The HUMANITY!!! God help us. God help us ALL.

    • Yes and you are one of them clown That xray proved nothing. You must believe everything you watch LOL gotta love America! Go google her years back if you want to see what her real butt looks like.

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  48. Her butt is real if u pay any ATTENTION to the kardashians she had a butt scan to proove that her butt is real & posted it online (unknown website) just to proove its real, this is just stupid gossip about a beautiful woman & as she stated on the kardashians she hated it & its a lie so stop saying "Awesome… she is such a plastic *****…." its just mean & all you people are giving her such a hard time about it, how do u know these photo's are real, You dont so stfu and face reality – its a real butt & who in there right mind gets butt implants o.O

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    • It's called injections. on the xray you can see where they were injected. She is as fake as a barbie. It's a shame because she was naturally pretty. Now she looks like a plastic weirdo. Not attractive just fake. Perfect for Kanye!

    • @kim'sbumisreal did you see the whole process of x-raying her a******. They could have just showed us an x-ray of some other person's butt and said it was hers!

    • well if you believe its real then obviously ur the dumb one and no i dont hate on her why im stating this, and if you c me then you will no im not hating. look at the photos you foolish people and why would a writer lie about her bum bursting on her flight daa, what did the hospital lie too? lol stupid, i dont kno if your kims friend ,a memba of the family or kim herself thats typed this msg but if its someone else …. i suggest u take ur head out of kims ass and then youll kno. memba kims got millions if you waz a surgeon and someone offered you a mill to make out like there butts real would you do it??? or if it was fat dat got injected into her but, a x-ray wouldnt b able to tell think about that also how does a flat back just grow enourmously in those years come on how comes that doesnt happen to the non rich. doughnuts

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  54. kim kardashian's figure is unattractive—and if she did get implants to round out her figure—she made a big – mistake- her backside looks deformed—sad– she had a cute figure before

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  55. I'm not one to judge…but I'm so sick of hearing KK and rest of the KK clan incl KJ(Jenner)..not Bruce J. Is Kim K's breast's implants too?… there are more important things going on than their egos….I flipped to this site out of curosity which I guess is what they want… shameful /some of their actions…too.:

    Kanye West?…really..the same who so rudely, classless interrupted Taylor Swift's award during the ceremonies..but then grabbed her award right out of her hand He better be glad it was a young inexperienced girl like Taylor cause he would NOT have taken my award out of my hands, so way too rude and disrespectful. Kim is with him now?…UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    • Her butt didn't explode. Gosh, you're really THAT ignorant to believe that the "Implant Altitude Syndrome" bull**** is real? I'm only 16 and I know it's not.

  56. She hasn't been with Austin Miles or Reggie Bush since like last year shes been with Kanye West Since before August so that makes NO sense what-so-ever!

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  58. if this story is fake why hasnt kim sued this reporter for publishing false info….. i guess she is so determined for people to not know shes had surgery that she had to make out that this was a lie…. also will soon c when she becomes old…. she cant keep it a lie forever, kanye needs to follow her every movement, and its mad out of her whole family shes the only one wit that butt and curves. havent u noticed we hardly see photos of her from the ages of 16 to 22. only one…. also theres a photo from ages ago where she had no ass at all so how does a fat one lyk dat appear from no where, lmao she's fully plastic but indenile. Also girls neva hate or get jealous of these stars cause most of them buy there beauty and enhance there body by paying alot of money just be greatful that your naturally beautiful and you don't have to spend thousands on getting it.

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  59. i cannot see how the real size of someone's ass can really make a difference in my life, just enjoy the buttock that still didn't explode, people,.,Lots of homophobic love <3

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  60. Yea!!! here we are,the reporter might be making sence,some one should know,since we all always love what shape or how shapy is a lady,we never want to give another look or check,but always want the beauty in our harms,that's why no one cares to know,and more over all ladies knew what guys want,these makes them try all possible effort to be attractive anyway,and,this brought about the sugery,so am sure,wat is planted can be 'OFF' or 'BUST''it is possible,since it's not natural anymore.but,if the reporter is just bluffing then,she! should have do something crazy.

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  61. So Kanye impregnated the smut while she is married…. LoL.
    I hope sum1 else does the same when Kanye marries her…
    I will tell him, I told u so.

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