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Seniors Have Prescription Drug Plan of Their Own


Buffalo, NY – Fay Sanders, 73, takes the offensive in a minor standoff between American senior citizens and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.  AARP member and First Baptist Church of Lancaster, Pennsylvania bake sale runner-up Sanders fired off two rounds, nearly hitting a military humvee before authorities captured her and two accomplices.  The border patrol confiscated $125,000 (US) in a variety of prescription medications.

“This kind of thing is so common now that we don’t even report ‘em anymore if there aren’t any casualties,” said a weary Inspector Cheneau.  The FDA estimates that a group of seniors crosses the borders with foreign prescriptions once every seven minutes.

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