NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES

Posted on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
By Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – New discoveries by scientists have shaken up the animal kingdom – and one of WWN’s own!

The first discovery comes out of the university of California at Berkeley. Some male frogs have developed female reproductive systems and the ability to lay eggs when exposed to a weed-killer chemical. The study was published Monday and in it scientists concluded that the herbicide atrazine has a severe effect on male fringes. According to them it causes male frogs to become “so completely female that they can mate and lay viable eggs.” This study has the potential to raise questions as to what qualifies as a safe chemical.

The second discovery comes to us courtesy of the University of Michigan and one of its professors, Jeffrey Wilson. His team of scientists discovered a macabre death scene that took place 67 million years ago. The scene contained a dinosaur just hatched from an egg and an 11-foot snake ready to devour it. The scene was preserved by a sudden avalanche and fossilized for scientists to discover. The snake was ready to devour a baby sauropod, which were the biggest dinosaurs to roam the earth.

The last discovery has perhaps caused the most buzz – to one particular individual of Weekly World News family. The discovery comes to us from Russia in which Lubya, a baby wooly mammoth, was discovered. Lubya was preserved for 42,000 years in “frigid Siberian river muck.” Lubya was preserved so perfectly that even her baby fat remained intact.

Tonya, the world’s fattest cat, has heard of this finding and has assumed that this is the discovery of the world’s fattest wooly mammoth. When you reach such sizes of mass and girth, you are automatically bestowed a “world’s fattest” radar. Well her radar must be malfunctioning because this is a case of a baby wooly mammoth and not a grown adult.

Tonya has not been able to be reached for comment. There is no doubt that she is on the move to find this “world’s fattest wooly mammoth” in Russia and find someone to make her happy. It’s too bad she can’t be reached because Lubya is not in Russia but is actually on loan to Chicago’s Field Museum.


11 Comments For This Post

  1. jbroody says:

    Great news about the gender changes from herbicides. Now the geniuses who'd like to spend trillions of dollars to terraform mars, can do it, move there, and then go f*($ themselves! and they can be forever in bliss. A self contained commune of scientists. Then they will all die from bordom.

  2. malis says:

    I think sciency is essencial to human life

    from the first discovery it can be imagine that, even one day human being will also undergo thesame sqence, since we are changing (mutation)….

    thank for this post……….

  3. becca says:

    i think that we spend alot of money on thins we should be spending in other places…space is nice and all be that is alot of money going to nothing we need to look more into our history not if there is water somewhere we will go in a billion years

  4. becca says:

    and who really cares if something is living out there if so leave them alone if not waste of time and money

  5. hannah montana says:

    i love you<3

  6. sana says:

    come on… i dont think you should be called hannah montana..!

  7. almira says:

    wow i learnd a lot thank you

  8. angelo says:

    gago

  9. cammy says:

    hi i am very happy that we are caring animals

  10. cammy says:

    hi i love animals

  11. jessie says:

    ow"zzzzzz……………….

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