BIG SPRING, TX – A man who put out a replica of Michelangelo’s David in a Santa hat was told to cover it up!
Barry McBee decided top ut a 5-foot-tall replica of the famous statue on his lawn, with the added accessories of Santa’s hat and beard. McGee merely thought he would get a chuckle out of neighbors during the holiday season.
“I just like to shock people to make them laugh, kind of break the monotony around here,” said McBee. “I just bring them out occasionally.”

However, local parents began calling authorities and complaining about the statue, staying their children were asking why Santa had no clothes on!
After an informal complaint was received, an officer went to photograph the statue as evidence.
Big Spring city attorney Linda Sjogren admitted that the set-up did not violate any laws, nor would she consider the classic piece of art obscene. However, she did request from McBee that he put some more clothes on Santa/David.
McBee has given in, and the statue now wears a pair of black and white fake velvet shorts, with a Christmas bow to boot!
Said McBee, “I think if it offends any children, I didn’t want to do that.”



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December 11th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Enter text right here!Typical Yanks So prude it almost hurts.
December 17th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
So in the summer time a naked man will be okay? Have parents lost their minds? This isn't Santa Clause!!! Explain that to your video game-playing brain dead children. Explain what the statue is. Mauybe tell them about the great artist who carved it, quick, before they go back to playing their Nintendo DS! No, better to call the town like a dipshit and complain. Crawl back under your rocks with your forever ignorant kids, watch Dancing with the Stars and have another swig of Jack Daniels.