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GI JOE pounds box office

A scientist claims that GI Joe’s performance at the box office is proof that humans are getting dumber.

Noting the films impressive weekend box office revenue of 56 million, the University of Ohio professor says he feels this is incontrovertible proof that the species is getting less intelligent.

“Have you seen this movie?  I mean, come on.  What’s it even about?  Military supermen and their plucky black sidekick beat up bad guys and ninjas while destroying French monuments?  Come On!

“That nearly 6 million people are willing to pay money to see this is incontrovertible proof that we, as a species, are becoming more stupid.”

Paramount has released they are already working on a sequel.