BEZOS TO HEAD TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

NEW YORK, NY – Jeff Bezos is going to the center of the earth! For years he has been working on his Blue Origin project, …

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BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!

ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, he has chosen Bigfoot to join him in his independent …

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LA JETPACK OFFICERS TAKEOFF!

LOS ANGELES – Weekly World News exclusive! Sources close to members of the Los Angeles Police Department say that they plan to launch their JetPack …

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STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK!

“To Err is Simian”  Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the stock-picking chimp violated his cardinal rule – “don’t fall in …

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ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK!

WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet in early November of this year. The United States …

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PANDORA’S BOX FOUND IN OPRAH’S ATTIC!

MONTECITO, CA – Greek scientists doing research at the University of California at Santa Barbara have announced a major discovery. They’ve found Pandora’s Box in …

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PELOSI, PUTIN AND P’LOD PLOT IMPEACHMENT

WASHINGTON, DC – Vladimir Putin has teamed up with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and popular alien, P’Lod to plot a strategy on the …

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