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		<title>JEWELRY REVEALS YOUR PERSONALITY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If your favorite piece of jewelry is a bracelet, you probably love life and have a great deal of determination, so says a psychiatrist.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13819&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>FANS FIGHT OVER HOCKEY STICK</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ANAHEIM, CA - Fans went berserk last night when a player tossed his hockey stick into the crowd!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13845&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/sports/13845/fans-fight-over-hockey-stick/</link>
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		<title>GIULIANI RUNNING FOR SENATE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY - Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is preparing to run for Senate in 2010, and President in 2012. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13840&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/13840/giuliani-running-for-senate/</link>
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		<title>TERRY WATANABE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[LAS VEGAS, NV - A multimillionaire gambler is suing a casino over plying him with alcohol and drugs to keep him playing!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13829&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13829/terry-watanabe/</link>
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		<title>ED ANGER SAYS: &#8220;TAKE THAT, OBAMA!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! I’ve heard about that affirmative action stuff but this is crazy!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13834&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/opinion/ed-anger/13834/ed-anger-says-take-that-obama-2/</link>
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		<title>TILLMON WEBB</title>
		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBIA, SC - A severely obese man stayed in his recline for almost eight months before passing away.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13823&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>MISS GAY BRAZIL WIG SNATCH</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BRAZIL - The contestants got catty at this year's Miss Brasil Gay when one contestant went after the winner's wig!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13813&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13813/miss-gay-brazil-wig-snatch/</link>
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		<title>MICHAEL JACKSON ULTRASOUND</title>
		<description><![CDATA[LONDON - A set of British parents believe they have seen Michael Jackson in their baby's ultrasound!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13805&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13805/michael-jackson-ultrasound/</link>
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		<title>WORD OF THE YEAR 2009</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY - The New Oxford American Dictionary has picked their word of the year: 'unfriend'!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13800&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13800/word-of-the-year-2009/</link>
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		<title>NORTH POLE ALASKA</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ANCHORAGE, AK - The popular program of answering Santa's letters from the "North Pole" is being discontinued!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&blog=5758908&post=13794&subd=weeklyworldnews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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