http://weeklyworldnews.com The World's Only Reliable News! Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:45:35 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en WASHINGTON, DC - Just as Bill Clinton did before him, President Barack Obama is now getting help in the White House - from Abraham Lincoln's ghost! A government insider has revealed that Honest Abe's apparition has been seen in the Oval Office on several occasions, quietly conferring with the President on ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/9832/lincolns-ghost-talks-to-obama/ Don't forget to vote! We need to figure out what these "cows" are thinking. Voting will be close at 9AM Friday morning, after which Weekly World News will announce the winner and post next week's contest. What do you think they're whispering about? http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/9826/last-chance-to-vote/ CLEVELAND, OH - A 75-year-old woman has admitted to killing a 25-pound fawn with a shovel because of the way it looked at her. Is there a deer uprising? Witnesses have stated that Dorothy Richardson beat the fawn to death with a shovel after she caught it sitting in her flower ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/9818/woman-beats-fawn-to-death/ Weekly World News is proud to present the first woman in this holy feature on lesser known saints. For this installment, we bring you: Saint Frances the Frizzy Patron Saint of Bad Hair Days Saint Frances rose to fame during a mission trip to South America in 1974.  Based out of a Boston convent, ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/9812/all-saints-thursday-the-frizzy/ NEW YORK, NY - Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.”  Mutants around the country are now up in arms. On the Fox and Friends morning show Brian Kilmead made the comment that a French study on Alzheimers in marriage did not ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/9805/fox-and-friends-americans-marry-other-species/ As Sarah Palin ends her governorship early, Weekly World News invites you to look back on her fascinating life. Palin’s submission to Girls Gone Wild “Hot Babes in the Arctic Cold” was rejected because the Governor seemed to misunderstand the purpose of the video.  Instead of lifting her shirt up, she ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/9767/sarah-palin-photo-retrospective/ LOS ANGELES, CA - Michael Jackson may be buried without his brain so coroners can do further testing! Health officials issued Jackson's death certificated yesterday, but not cause of death was identified. Rather, the cause was listed as "deferred". Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter verified that at least part or the whole ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/9761/michael-jacksons-brain/ LOS ANGELES, CA - John Mayer performed at Michael Jackson’s memorial last night.  Sources confirm that Mayer was never invited and instead snuck in. Crowds were surprised at the Staples Center last night in Los Angeles when John Mayer took to the stage.  Up to that point the performers at Michael ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/9755/john-mayer-at-michael-jacksons-memorial/ I’m madder than Winston Churchill at an A.A. meeting! Just when I figured Al Gore couldn’t get any nuttier, yesterday he made a fool of himself again. He gave a speech at some fancy British college, and told the kids that fighting global warming was like fighting Hitler. Well, global warming and ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/opinion/ed-anger/9751/ed-anger-al-gore-thinks-the-weather-is-hitler/ NEW YORK, NY - A growing body of evidence indicates that some animals are evolving so rapidly they now pray to a Supreme Being! Theologians are baggled, but many admit privately that this stunning turn of events should come as no surprise. "Animals are God's creatures too," says Berlin-based biblical scholar Otto ... http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/9738/animals-pray/