HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.
Monthly Archives: November 2013
Two Russian men died inside a deadly Russian ski ball.
Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.
WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
Pop star calls it quits after “tough year” in 2012!
HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.