Oprah reportedly announced on her network that she has adopted Lindsay Lohan!
Monthly Archives: September 2013
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
The Chaos Cloud moved in over Virginia and set his ominous scowl.
WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.
NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!
The Zeppelin is flying again. And President Obama is going to be the first passenger!
Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.
A new London skyscraper, nicknamed the Fryscraper, is melting cars, stores and… people!
Alien rocks, from Planet Gootan, were discovered in Mexico.
A UPS worker caught the heaviest and longest alligator in Mississippi over the weekend.