ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
Month: August 2013
CHARLIE SHEEN FINDS KUSHTAKA!
Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen headed to Alaska to find the mythic … READ MORE
MILEY CYRUS QUITS MUSIC
After her disastrous performance at MTV’s VMA awards, Miley Cyrus had decided to quit music and go to nursing school.
FARMERS' ALMANAC PREDICTS COMING ICE AGE
The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a new Ice Age to begin in January, 2014.
ASTRONAUT SEES UFO!
An astronaut at the International Space Station saw a UFO – a spaceship from Planet Gootan!
OBAMA TO BAN COWS IN USA
Obama launched his latest Climate Change initiative – he is banning cows in America!