[mpoverlay]The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reportedly confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers.
Month: May 2013
WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
OBAMA SEIZES CONTROL OF THE INTERNET
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
OBAMA TO HOST WOODSTOCK 2013!
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
CHARLES RAMSEY NATIONAL HERO!
Charles Ramsey, who saved three girls that had been missing for ten years, has been declared a national hero!
CHRIS CHRISTIE: SPIDER KILLER!
Chris Christie is on a rampage – killing spiders all over New Jersey.
KILLER BEES TARGET WOMEN
Killer Bees are zeroing in on women in Arizona and California, especially blonde women taller than five-foot-five.