AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
Monthly Archives: September 2012
SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE
W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.
ASTEROID TO DESTROY THE MOON ON SEPTEMBER 30, 2012
Scientists are keeping a close eye on a big asteroid that is expected to impact (and destroy) the Moon in September.
AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD
Obama administration continues to cut corners.
OBAMA: COLLEGE WILL BE FREE FOR EVERYONE
In a campaign speech, President Obama promised that in his second term the government begin paying for college – for everyone.
SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS
In a shocking new WWN/PPQ Presidential Poll, Mitt Romney is pulling away from Barack Obama. Romney’s up by 22!
GIGA PET BECOMES SELF-AWARE
Electronic toy isn’t playing games any longer.
OBAMA REDESIGNS AMERICAN FLAG
President Obama has redesigned the American flag and ordered it flown from all government buildings starting in November.
JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH
A Colgate College historian has identified a faded, fourth-century scrap of papyrus he calls “Jesus’s Wife’s Diary.” One line of the torn fragment of text purportedly reads: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is beautiful.’”
