UFO PHIL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT?
UFO Phil announced today he has been granted authority to assume the job of President without waiting for the November election.
Monthly Archives: February 2012
ALIENS BACK SANTORUM
DETROIT, MI – Aliens from Planet Zeeba are throwing their support behind Rick Santorum.
LEGLESS AMPHIBIANS
DELHI – Legless amphibians are swarming the northeast of India!
UFO LANDS NEAR ROSWELL
NEW MEXICO – An alien spaceship has reportedly landed at an industrial estate near to the infamous Roswell alien landing site.
WATERWORLD DISCOVERED!
The exoplanet GJ 1214b, “Super Earth” has been discovered. But it’s made entirely of water!
ASHTON KUTCHER TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
The “Two and a Half Men” actor will be honored at the 84th Annual Academy Awards.
30,000 YEAR OLD FLOWER BLOOMS IN RUSSIA!
Russian biophysicists have successfully grown ancient plants from tissue material that stayed frozen in Siberia for 30,000 years.
TAZER BALL IS HERE!
Ultimate Tazer Ball allows players to zap opponents with stun guns.
SOLAR TORNADO
A gigantic tornado is moving across the sun.
TEST TUBE HAMBURGERS
The world’s first test-tube burgers are ready to go to market!
