Monthly Archives: January 2012

NEWT GINGRICH WINS FLORIDA!

By Frank Lake on January 31, 2012

MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.

By Frank Lake on January 31, 2012

The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.

By Frank Lake on January 30, 2012

BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.

By Hideaki Tailor on January 30, 2012

According to the world’s top scientists the world hasn’t warmed in 15 years and we are headed for a new ice age!

By Samuel T. Westbrook on January 30, 2012

MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.

By Frank Lake on January 30, 2012

NEW YORK – Solar bikinis are going to be all the rage in the summer of 2012!

By Tap Vann on January 30, 2012

SEATTLE - A woman has decided to marry a 107-year-old building. She already has a “civil union” with the building.

By Dallas Commagreens on January 27, 2012

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By Frank Lake on January 27, 2012

An asteroid will pass by the Earth on Friday, bumping into the North Polie then spinning away.

By Tap Vann on January 27, 2012

Two porn stars plan a pole dancing battle to be mayor of Italian town Taranto.