MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.

The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.

The violin played by Wallace Hartley when his band defiantly played as the doomed Titanic sank – was recently found.

BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.

According to the world’s top scientists the world hasn’t warmed in 15 years and we are headed for a new ice age!

MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.

NEW YORK – Solar bikinis are going to be all the rage in the summer of 2012!

SEATTLE -  A woman has decided to marry a 107-year-old building.  She already has a “civil union” with the building.

Siberian separatists have agreed to allow the United States to annex their region of Russia.

LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus, who turned 19 on November 23rd, 2011, has done a photo spread for Playboy!