MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.
Monthly Archives: January 2012
The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.
BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.
According to the world’s top scientists the world hasn’t warmed in 15 years and we are headed for a new ice age!
MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.
NEW YORK – Solar bikinis are going to be all the rage in the summer of 2012!
SEATTLE - A woman has decided to marry a 107-year-old building. She already has a “civil union” with the building.
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An asteroid will pass by the Earth on Friday, bumping into the North Polie then spinning away.
Two porn stars plan a pole dancing battle to be mayor of Italian town Taranto.