NORTH POLE – An ominous white rainbow has been hovering over Arctic sky for weeks.
Month: December 2011
RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER"
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
BAT BOY EXPOSED! (Part 1)
WWN presents the true story of Bat Boy in a series excerpted from the hit book, Going Mutant: The Bat Boy Exposed!
WWN ON GOOGLE CURRENTS!
BREAKING NEWS Google has selected Weekly World News for the launch of the new Google Currents social reading platform for iPhones, Android Phones, Android tablets and iPads.
STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY
PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
OCTOMOM LAUNCHES ADVICE SHOW ON PARENTING
LOS ANGELES – Octomom is launching a show on parenting. It will launch online first, but NBC is reportedly picking it up for the Spring.
THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.