LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO MORGUE
LOS ANGELES – At her probation hearing today, Lindsay Lohan was order to live in a morgue for ninety days.
Monthly Archives: October 2011
ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK!
MEXICO – An extremely rare cyclops shark was recently discovered.
LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS – SHOT IN OHIO!
ZANESVILLE, OH — Hundreds of wild animals were running loose in Muskingum County, set free from their cages.
HERMAN CAIN SINGS: GIVE PIZZA CHANCE!
OMAHA, NB – Here’s a classic video fo Herman Cain singing at the Omaha Press Club when he was working Godfather’s Pizza.
KRIS HUMPHRIES TO GET BUTT IMPLANTS
HOLLYWOOD – Mr. Kim Kardashian, who also plays basketball, was asked by producers of his wife’s reality show to get butt implants to match his wife’s. And he’s doing it!
OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER STOLEN!
HENRICO, VA – A truck carrying President Obama’s teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen days before his visit to a local kindergarten.
$2.5 MILLION CHINESE YACHT SINKS ON FIRST DAY
CHINA - SS Jiugang sunk on it’s maiden voyage. And Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t aboard.
PROP COMIC SUFFERS GRIEVOUS WOUND
SAN FRANCISCO – Gallagher badly injured himself today in a performance at the Last Day Saloon when he mistook his own head for a watermelon.
ABC CANCELS CHARLIE’S ANGELS – PICKS NEW LINEUP
HOLLYWOOD – Sorry Charlie, but the 2011 Angels are done. BUT ABC signed three new Angels: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony.
FAA BANS SEX WHILE SKYDIVING
KERSFIELD, CA – The Federal Aviation Administration has banned sex while skydiving after a skydiving sex stunt caused a pilot to crash land.
