LOS ANGELES – At her probation hearing today, Lindsay Lohan was order to live in a morgue for ninety days.
Monthly Archives: October 2011
MEXICO – An extremely rare cyclops shark was recently discovered.
ZANESVILLE, OH — Hundreds of wild animals were running loose in Muskingum County, set free from their cages.
OMAHA, NB – Here’s a classic video fo Herman Cain singing at the Omaha Press Club when he was working Godfather’s Pizza.
HOLLYWOOD – Mr. Kim Kardashian, who also plays basketball, was asked by producers of his wife’s reality show to get butt implants to match his wife’s. And he’s doing it!
HENRICO, VA – A truck carrying President Obama’s teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen days before his visit to a local kindergarten.
CHINA – SS Jiugang sunk on it’s maiden voyage. And Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t aboard.
SAN FRANCISCO – Gallagher badly injured himself today in a performance at the Last Day Saloon when he mistook his own head for a watermelon.
HOLLYWOOD – Sorry Charlie, but the 2011 Angels are done. BUT ABC signed three new Angels: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony.
KERSFIELD, CA – The Federal Aviation Administration has banned sex while skydiving after a skydiving sex stunt caused a pilot to crash land.