Monthly Archives: October 2011

GIANT LEGO MAN REQUESTS ASLYUM

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2011

MIAMI – A giant LEGO man made an epic journey from Denmark to the U.S. and is now seeking political asylum.

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2011

LAS VEGAS – Heidi Klum has chosen her Halloween costume – she’s going as Bat Boy!

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – There are numerous reports of mountain lions roaming the streets of DC!

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2011

NEW YORK, NY – Chelsea Clinton is running for Congress in 2012 – as a Republican!

By Frank Lake on October 26, 2011

CAMDEN – The dazzling display of aurora light that happens every year over New Jersey – amazed skywatchers once again!

By Tap Vann on October 26, 2011

KENTUCKY – Country legend Loretta Lynn, 76, was released from a hospital, she didn’t have pneumonia, she had morning sickness!

By Frank Lake on October 25, 2011

HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan posed for her photo spread in Playboy and reportedly was paid $2.5 million.

By Frank Lake on October 25, 2011

TASHTAGOL, Russia – The Wall Street Journal confirmed today that Bigfoot hunters had found the beast in Siberia.

By Frank Lake on October 23, 2011

MIAMI – Dwarf-Tossing Season got off to a BIG start in bars across Miami.