MANILA – Today – the seven-billionth Earthling was born in the Philippines, and the seven millionth alien was born in New Mexico.
Month: October 2011
TOURS OF HEAVEN
MALAYSIA – A tour company is booking trips to Heaven. It’s a trip of a lifetime – you don’t want to miss it!
KIM KARDASHIAN DIVORCE
LOS ANGELES – Only two months after their wedding, it looks like Kim and Kris are going their separate ways.
HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.
BAT BOY TAKES ON HEIDI KLUM!
LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.
WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
CASEY ANTHONY: TOP HALLOWEEN COSTUME 2011
LOS ANGELES: Halloween shops are reporting that the Casey Anthony Costume is a huge bestseller this year!
GIANT LEGO MAN REQUESTS ASLYUM
SIESTA KEY, FL – Giant LEGO Man made an epic journey from Denmark to the U.S. and is now seeking political asylum.