Monthly Archives: October 2011

7 BILLION HUMANS, 7 MILLION ALIENS!

By Frank Lake on October 31, 2011

MANILA – Today – the seven-billionth Earthling was born in the Philippines, and the seven millionth alien was born in New Jersey.

By Frank Lake on October 31, 2011

MALAYSIA - A tour company is booking trips to Heaven. It’s a trip of a lifetime – you don’t want to miss it!

By Tap Vann on October 31, 2011

LOS ANGELES – Only two months after their wedding, it looks like Kim and Kris are going their separate ways.

By weeklyworldnews on October 31, 2011

Bat Boy Halloween Special!

By Frank Lake on October 29, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2011

LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2011

CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2011

IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2011

LOS ANGELES: Halloween shops are reporting that the Casey Anthony Costume is a huge bestseller this year!

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2011

MIAMI – A giant LEGO man made an epic journey from Denmark to the U.S. and is now seeking political asylum.