MANILA – Today – the seven-billionth Earthling was born in the Philippines, and the seven millionth alien was born in New Jersey.

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study out of the Harvard School of Nutrition shows that children who eat bags of Halloween candy have higher IQs.

MALAYSIA -  A tour company is booking trips to Heaven.   It’s a trip of a lifetime – you don’t want to miss it!

LOS ANGELES – Only two months after their wedding, it looks like Kim and Kris are going their separate ways.

Bat Boy Halloween Special!

WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.

LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.

CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.

IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!

LOS ANGELES: Halloween shops are reporting that the Casey Anthony Costume is a huge bestseller this year!