October 2011

7 BILLION HUMANS, 7 MILLION ALIENS!

October 31, 2011 by Frank Lake

MANILA – Today – the seven-billionth Earthling was born in the Philippines, and the seven millionth alien was born in New Mexico.

October 31, 2011 by Frank Lake

MALAYSIA – A tour company is booking trips to Heaven. It’s a trip of a lifetime – you don’t want to miss it!

October 31, 2011 by Tap Vann

LOS ANGELES – Only two months after their wedding, it looks like Kim and Kris are going their separate ways.

October 31, 2011 by Frank Lake

Amazing Deal on Bat Boy Merchandise for his Favorite Holiday- Halloween!!!

February 24, 2020October 29, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.

October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.

October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.

February 24, 2020October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!

October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES: Halloween shops are reporting that the Casey Anthony Costume is a huge bestseller this year!

October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

SIESTA KEY, FL – Giant LEGO Man made an epic journey from Denmark to the U.S. and is now seeking political asylum.