BEIJING – A new makeover TV show in China guarantees to make women “pretty” and “perfect.”
Month: September 2011
ALIEN HUNTERS HEAD TO BRAZIL
NEW YORK – The U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials sent a team of Alien Hunters to Brazil to hunt a rogue alien swarm.
4600 YEAR OLD SCOTTISH PUB
SCOTLAND – At a historic site in northern Scotland, researchers found the world’s oldest pub.
ALIEN BODIES FOUND IN HIMALAYAS
American and Nepalese authorities have recovered the bodies of six aliens ship from an ice pack near the summit of a Himalayan mountain peak.
SCHWEDDY BALLS
Today Ben & Jerry’s announced their newest ice cream flavor—Schweddy Balls, an homage to Saturday Night Live.
RON PAUL WHOOPS RICK PERRY
SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.
FEDS TO SEIZE ALL ACOUSTIC GUITARS!
MEMPHIS – Federal agents raided guitar factories around the country today. They plan to seize all acoustic guitars.
IRS WILL NOW DO YOUR TAXES
WASHINGTON: President Obama is pushing a new plan to have the IRS do your taxes – tell you what you owe.