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Monthly Archives: September 2011
187 cruise ship passengers have gone missing this year. Authorities believe many have been abducted by aliens.
Today is the autumn equinox. Usually, you can balance an egg. Not this year. What is going on?
LONDON – The Royal Family is not happy with Kate Middleton’s royal manners and has sent her off to Princess School!
PALO ALTO, CA – Facebook plans to sign up every person on the planet – whether they want to be on FB or not!
ST. LUCIE, FL – A 19-year-old Florida student, reeled in a 12-foot, 3-inch, 800-pound alligator!
HOLLYWOOD – Sources close to Dancing With The Stars confirm… Chaz Bono is pregnant!
IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.
UPPER DARBY, PA – A lion thwarted the “burgling” efforts of two young lesbians.
WASILLA, AK – Levi Johnston had an affair with Sarah Palin!