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Month: September 2011
ALIENS ABDUCTING CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS
187 cruise ship passengers have gone missing this year. Authorities believe many have been abducted by aliens.
AUTUMN EGGS WON’T BALANCE!
Today is the autumn equinox. Usually, you can balance an egg. Not this year. What is going on?
KATE MIDDLETON SENT TO PRINCESS SCHOOL
LONDON – The Royal Family is not happy with Kate Middleton’s royal manners and has sent her off to Princess School!
FACEBOOK’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
PALO ALTO, CA – Facebook plans to sign up every person on the planet – whether they want to be on FB or not!
800 POUND GATOR
ST. LUCIE, FL – A 19-year-old Florida student, reeled in a 12-foot, 3-inch, 800-pound alligator!
MEDIEVAL IRISH ZOMBIES
IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.
LION STOPS LESBIAN BURGLARS
UPPER DARBY, PA – A lion thwarted the “burgling” efforts of two young lesbians.