HELLSTORM WILL DESTROY MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – Meteorologists are predicting that Hurricane Irene will sink Manhattan Island.
Monthly Archives: August 2011
CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS DATING GADHAFI
TRIPOLI – Libyan rebels found evidence of a romantic relationship between Colonel Gadhafi and Condoleezza Rice.
ANDRE THE TURTLE DEAD
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — Andre, the world famous sea turtle who survived catastrophic injuries, has been found dead.
UFO BASE FOUND IN HIMALAYAS
BANGALORE, INDIA – Indian and Chinese authorities have confirmed the existence of an underground UFO base in the Himalayas.
SPACE HOTEL OPEN FOR BOOKINGS
Book your hotel room in outer space. You’ll have to wait to 2016, but it’ll be worth it.
SELENA GOMEZ DUMPS JUSTIN BIEBER
HOLLYWOOD – Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber – the father of her unborn baby!
EAST COAST CHALLENGES WEST COAST TO A “QUAKE DOWN”
WASHINGTON, DC — East Coast residents can’t take the jabs from the West any longer. They’ve challenged West Cost residents to a “quake down.”
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS TRIBUTE SONG
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REAL SERIAL KILLER GETS REALITY SHOW
HOLLYWOOD – The Discovery Channel’s upcoming reality series, Dark Mind, has convicted serial killers solve cold-case murders.
QADDAFI COURTING ANISTON AND OTHERS
TRIPOLI, Libya — Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is hoping a love connection with Jennifer Aniston, or some other Hollywood beauty, will salvage his world image.
