RONALD MCDONALD SENTENCED TO DEATH!
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.
Monthly Archives: May 2011
THE ARNOLD VASE
HOLLYWOOD – The Arnold Vase is on sale in Santa Monica. Inside you’ll find: three hidden children!
LINKEDIN IPO
WWN Financial News: LinkedIn Users Threaten ‘LinkedOut’!
HAUNTED HOUSE CALLS 911
MARBLEHEAD, MA — An empty Massachusetts house called police for help.
CALL TO BAN TOTE BAGS
NEW YORK – Mayor Michael Bloomberg is banning the sale and giveaway of tote bags in New York City.
DOCTORS WON’T TAKE FAT PATIENTS!
WASHINGTON – Under Obamacare, doctors can now refuse obese patients. And they are doing it!
2,500-YEAR-OLD BOG BUTTER
GALWAY – Bog Butter found in an Irish bog is 2,500-years-old.
A BOY NAMED “LIKE”
ISRAEL – Parents have named their newborn son – “Like.”
HAWKING TO JUDGE MISS USA
LAS VEGAS — Physicist Stephen Hawking has signed on to be a judge at the 2011 Miss USA Pageant next month.
STUDY: WOMEN LOVE PSYCHOPATHS
A study confirms that women want to marry psychopaths.
