Monthly Archives: May 2011

THE MERSEY MONSTER

By Tap Vann on May 26, 2011

LIVERPOOL, U.K – The Mersey Monster has reappeared!

By Tap Vann on May 26, 2011

LONDON – President Obama toasted the Queen last night. He was the only one toasting.

By Tap Vann on May 26, 2011

OAKLAND, CA – Teachers are using clownfish to teach children about being transgender.

By Tap Vann on May 25, 2011

HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian got engaged to Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets. She’s moving to Jersey!

By Tap Vann on May 25, 2011

JACKSONVILLE, FL — IMG, the sports management agency representing Tiger Woods for the last 12 years – has dumped him!

By Tap Vann on May 25, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – The Supreme Court of the United States ordered California to release all its inmates!

By Frank Lake on May 24, 2011

HOLLYWOOD – Bat Boy, in support of a tattoo artist, got the Mike Tyson tattoo!

By Tap Vann on May 24, 2011

CROATIA – A six-year-old boy is a human magnet!

By Tap Vann on May 24, 2011

NEW YORK – NFL Players are threatening to go on a crime spree if NFL owners don’t put an end to the lockout.

By Tap Vann on May 24, 2011

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA announced that Pope Benedict XVI will be on the next Space Shuttle.