Monthly Archives: April 2011

LARGEST SPIDER FOSSIL

By Tap Vann on April 21, 2011

The largest spider fossil ever found has been uncovered by researchers in China.

By Tap Vann on April 20, 2011

PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!

By Frank Lake on April 20, 2011

After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!

By Tap Vann on April 20, 2011

SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!

By Frank Lake on April 19, 2011

ORLANDO, FL – An unemployment agency spent public money to give 6,000 superhero costumes to the jobless.

By Garrett Hawley on April 19, 2011

Reliable news delivered straight to your phone!

By Frank Lake on April 19, 2011

DALLAS – Given all the tainted American beef, Australian camel meat has become hot new import!

By Tap Vann on April 18, 2011

WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.

By Tap Vann on April 18, 2011

SOUTH AFRICA – A man committed suicide by wandering into crocodile waters’.

By Tap Vann on April 18, 2011

HONG KONG – Hong Kong Airlines is requiring its new cabin crews to master kung fu.