CAIRO – Egyptians created helmets for protection during the protests. The U.S. Military is adopting them for American troops.
Month: February 2011
BENT WHALE
HONOLULU — Whale experts believe a sick whale spotted off Kauai this week may be suffering from curvature of the spine.
GLAVIS WHITE DRESS
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan wore a Glavis White Dress to court yesterday and now female defendants across the country are wearing the dress to court!
CHARLIE SHEEN ADOPTS PORN FAMILY
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.
JOSHES OF THE WORLD UNITE AND THEY’RE NOT KIDDING
WASHINGTON, DC – Joshes of the world unite to protest the use of the phrase “Just Joshing”
iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.