APPALACHIAN TRAIL, WV – Hikers find a woman who has feet for hands in the mountains of Appalachia.
Month: February 2011
SILVER STREAK IN THE SKY!
PENNSYLVANIA – A silver streak flashed across the east coast last night. Authorities confirm that it was an alien spaceship!
CLOTHING PRICES TO RISE 50%
NEW YORK – Clothing industry analysts predict clothing prices will rise 50% in the coming months.
KIM KARDASHIAN'S BUTT EMERGENCY
LOS ANGELES – At last night’s Grammys, Kim Kardashian had a butt emergency. Her butt busted out of her dress!
LADY GAGA EGG
LOS ANGELES – Lady Gaga hatched from her egg, but later she got scrambled by Eminem, who laid another egg at the Grammys.
BOOTY PILLS
LONDON – British women are so desperate for bigger bottoms that they are now taking “Booty Pills” to help out.
EGYPTIAN HELMETS
CAIRO – Egyptians created helmets for protection during the protests. The U.S. Military is adopting them for American troops.