WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama revealed his “top secret” method for reducing the $14 trillion debt – he’s selling the White House!
Monthly Archives: February 2011
APPALACHIAN TRAIL, WV – Hikers find a woman who has feet for hands in the mountains of Appalachia.
LAS VEGAS – O.J. Simpson was beaten unconscious in a brutal prison yard attack.
LOS ANGELES, CA – IBM supercomputer, Watson, competes on Jeopardy and wins.
PENNSYLVANIA – A silver streak flashed across the east coast last night. Authorities confirm that it was an alien spaceship!
NEW YORK – Clothing industry analysts predict clothing prices will rise 50% in the coming months.
LOS ANGELES – At last night’s Grammys, Kim Kardashian had a butt emergency. Her butt busted out of her dress!
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LOS ANGELES – Lady Gaga hatched from her egg, but later she got scrambled by Eminem, who laid another egg at the Grammys.
LONDON – British women are so desperate for bigger bottoms that they are now taking “Booty Pills” to help out.