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Month: February 2011

GAGA LOSES "MOST LIKED" TITLE

February 25, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags beyonce, detroit, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Extra, facebook, gm, Grammy, lady gaga, Lil wayne, Lloyd Banks, mario lopez, Nicki Minaj, yoko ono

NEW HAMPSHIRE SELLS GUNS TO CHILDREN

February 25, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WEST BURKE, NH – Gun shop sells hand gun to an eight year old.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags America, guns, new hampshire, pirates, Terrorism, U.S.

OSCARS CANCELLED!

February 24, 2011 by Johnson Fairbanks

BREAKING NEWS:   Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags abc, Academy Awards, anne hathaway, Colin Firth, hollywood, james franco, jeff bridges, los angeles, Natalie Portman, oscars, red carpet, social network, stars, The King's Speech, The Social Network, tom hanks

DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: SOBER SLEEPOVERS

February 27, 2020February 24, 2011 by WWN Staff

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

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Categories Advice Tags attracting women, dating advice, dating column, dude dating, dude dating with j-train, dude dating with jtrain, j-train, jared freid, jared freid comedian, jtrain, seducing women, weekly world news dating

MAN FINDS MEANING OF LIFE IN WORDSEARCH

February 24, 2011 by WWN Staff

DALLAS, TX – A local man found the meaning of life in his newspaper’s wordsearch!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags games

GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

February 23, 2011 by Frank Lake

MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags angelina jolie, arnold schwarzenegger, brad pitt, george clooney

U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION

February 23, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON –  A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags condoms, congress, contraception, economic crisis, pandemic, Porn, pornography, U.S., United States of America, washington

BRAIN PACEMAKERS

February 22, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON –  Brain pacemakers, tiny implants, are here, ready to cure all psychiatric diseases.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags brain, depression, implants, infections, lobotomy

FLORIDA ADDS TWO HOURS TO EVERY DAY

February 21, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags budget deficit, Governor Rick Scott

WISCONSIN DEMS HIDE OUT IN BROTHEL!

February 21, 2011 by Frank Lake

SPRINGFIELD, IL – Wisconsin Democrats are still on the run!  But WWN found them hiding out in a brothel in southern Illinois.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags bill clinton, concessions, Governor Walker, jesse jackson, protests, unions, wisconsin
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