GAGA LOSES “MOST LIKED” TITLE
Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook
Monthly Archives: February 2011
NEW HAMPSHIRE SELLS GUNS TO CHILDREN
WEST BURKE, NH – Gun shop sells hand gun to an eight year old.
OSCARS CANCELLED!
BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!
DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: SOBER SLEEPOVERS
The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!
MAN FINDS MEANING OF LIFE IN WORDSEARCH
DALLAS, TX – A local man found the meaning of life in his newspaper’s wordsearch!
GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.
MASSIVE ICEBERG BREAKS!
NEW ZEALAND – A 30 million ton block of ice sheared off a New Zealand glacier just minutes after a violent earthquake devastated the city of Christchurch.
U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
BRAIN PACEMAKERS
WASHINGTON – Brain pacemakers, tiny implants, are here, ready to cure all psychiatric diseases.
FLORIDA ADDS TWO HOURS TO EVERY DAY
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida State Senate votes to add two extra hours to everyday to help close the state’s $3.6 billion deficit.
