Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook
Month: February 2011
GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.
U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
BRAIN PACEMAKERS
WASHINGTON – Brain pacemakers, tiny implants, are here, ready to cure all psychiatric diseases.
WISCONSIN DEMS HIDE OUT IN BROTHEL!
SPRINGFIELD, IL – Wisconsin Democrats are still on the run! But WWN found them hiding out in a brothel in southern Illinois.