Monthly Archives: January 2011

JERSEY SHORE TO GO TO THE VATICAN

By Frank Lake on January 31, 2011

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 31, 2011

BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 30, 2011

How to Contact the Space People is a must have for all E.T. enthusiasts.

By Elsa Akesson on January 30, 2011

NEW YORK – After a string of violent incidents, New York City has hired the world’s only rat whisperer.

By Elsa Akesson on January 29, 2011

CARSON CITY, NV — Nutritionists at The Astrology Association of America have released an official list of Superfoods for each sign of the zodiac.

By Tap Vann on January 29, 2011

LOS ANGELES – After NBC and Comcast merged on Friday, the company created a new logo. They’ve dropped the peacock in favor of Bat Boy.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 28, 2011

WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!

By Garrett Hawley on January 28, 2011

Need more Bat Boy in your life … Get yourself a bobble!

By Elsa Akesson on January 28, 2011

BEVERLY HILLS – Hollywood can relax. The briefcase containing Charlie Sheen’s cocaine supply has been found!

By Pierce Blodyn on January 28, 2011

TUSCON, AZ- Mexican drug cartels must resort to primitive tactics to get drugs across the US border.