VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.

BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.

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NEW YORK – After a string of violent incidents, New York City has hired the world’s only rat whisperer.

CARSON CITY, NV — Nutritionists at The Astrology Association of America have released an official list of Superfoods for each sign of the zodiac.

LOS ANGELES – After NBC and Comcast merged on Friday, the company created a new logo. They’ve dropped the peacock in favor of Bat Boy.

WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!

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BEVERLY HILLS – Hollywood can relax. The briefcase containing Charlie Sheen’s cocaine supply has been found!

TUSCON, AZ- Mexican drug cartels must resort to primitive tactics to get drugs across the US border.