DANVILLE, Pa. — A 900-pound bull escaped on his way to slaughter and is now headed for Times Square!

NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.

LOS ANGELES – BREAKING NEWS: Brandy has a new tattoo!

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

CINCINNATI, OH – When the world is about to end, peace of mind can be found in extreme couponing.

BEIJING – China is preparing for war against every other nation in the world. They are confident they will be victorious.

NEW YORK – Weekly World News is proud to announce 2010′s Nurse of the Year.

IOWA CITY, IA – A chicken nugget has been discovered in the shape of the Sacred Heart of Jesus!

NEW YORK – Time Warner Cable customers will lose TV networks, public access picks up slack.

In 2011, the sun will begin a long-awaited destructive period called The Solar Max!