MONA LISA A PROSTITUTE?
ROME – The shocking secret behind the Mona Lisa’s serenely satisfied smile was sex!
Monthly Archives: January 2010
WOLFIE BLACKHEART
SAN ANTONIO, TX – A young woman accused of beheading a dog has admitted to being a werewolf!
UFO IN CLOUDS
JAKARTA – New footage has emerged of what appears to be a UFO hiding behind a cover of clouds!
AMERICAN IDOL GUEST JUDGE
CHARLESTON, WV – American Idol brought on a new celebrity guest judge: Bat Boy!
ED ANGER SAYS: “GO, ALITO, GO!”
That Judge Alito guy is my new hero!
HOW TO TELL IF YOU’VE BEEN ABDUCTED
You may have been abducted by aliens… and don’t even know it!
JD SALINGER
Weekly World News has always investigated mysterious events and people. Today we mourn the passing of one of the most mysterious writers in American history, J.D. Salinger.
TESTICLE FOR SUPER BOWL
NEW ORLEANS, LA – A very excited NFL fan is willing trade a special part of his anatomy for Super Bowl tickets!
FAKE PERFUME CONTAINS URINE, ANTIFREEZE
NEW YORK, NY – A recent study in knockoff perfumes has revealed that they can contain ingredients like antifreeze and urine!
CHRIS MATTHEWS “FORGOT HE WAS BLACK”
NEW YORK, NY – TV political commentator Chris Matthews made a controversial statement during his State of the Union coverage.
