BRAZILIAN NEEDLE BOY
BRASILIA – A man has been jailed for sticking almost 30 needles into his stepson as part of a black magic ritual!
Monthly Archives: December 2009
SNOWBALL FIGHT GUN
WASHINGTON, DC – Residents are up in arms over an off-duty cop pulling out a gun during a snowball fight!
KEVIN JONAS WEDDING
HUNTINGTON, NY – Over the weekend oldest brother Kevin Jonas got married. Scientific investigation confirms that this Saturday’s blizzard was sent by an angry snow god trying to stop the ceremony.
WINTER SOLSTICE
NEW YORK, NY – The Christmas tree was originally banned by the Christian church because it was linked to the pagan Winter Solstice!
ED ANGER: “NO MOSQUE ON THE HUDSON!”
I’m madder than a camel with a busted hump! Now I hear a bunch of A-rabs are building one of their crazy churches in the middle of New York, right near the World Trade Center!
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 21, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
TIGER WOODS’ NEW CHRISTMAS CARD
BREAKING NEWS: Due to his impending divorce, Tiger Woods has thrown caution to the wind and sent out his new Christmas card!
ROBINHOOD702
LAS VEGAS, NV – An anonymous blackjack player is looking for families in need to donate to!
AL FRANKEN JOE LIEBERMAN
Senator Al Franken shut up Joe Lieberman on the Senate floor yesterday. Lieberman quickly responded with fisticuffs!
ED ANGER SAYS: “LAY OFF PALIN!”
Poor Sarah Palin! She can’t even go on vacation without reporters hounding her like Tiger Woods at a half-price whorehouse!
